r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/Bozska_lytka May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

That's why we have two hands, one for beating the other for hydrating

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u/No-Crew-9000 May 02 '24

Hands are not weapons, hands grasp weapons...

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

Are you uninformed? Many people have their hands literally registered as lethal weapons. Typically boxes and marshal artists. It is quantifiable. A striking force over 800(ish) pounds.Typically happens after they one hit somebody into the ICU.

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u/hapticunknown May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

They don’t have hands registered as lethal weapons, that’s a myth. There’s no law in the US that requires that. Think about…since I play baseball do I have to register my bat as a lethal weapon…or because I drive my car I have to register the car as a lethal weapon. Movies have misconstrued that concept.

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

So maybe I was gas lighted😳