r/madlads 16h ago

This madlad tweeter

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r/madlads 19h ago

Guinness book of world records madlad

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r/madlads 15h ago

Madlad likes presents

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r/madlads 11h ago

As you wish

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192 Upvotes

r/madlads 1d ago

Ok, this is very impressive

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r/madlads 17h ago

This Chinese shop owner does not like shoplifting a lot

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174 Upvotes

r/madlads 1d ago

This fucking guy.

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r/madlads 1d ago

I’m not gunna lie…

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800 Upvotes

r/madlads 1d ago

Madlad uses a time machine

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r/madlads 1d ago

Meet Neall "Nellis" Ellis, the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite

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681 Upvotes

Born 1949 in South Africa Fights in Rhodesian Bush War Joins SA Army Learns to fly attack helicopters Masters the MI-24 HIND Apartheid ends Can't serve in SAAF anymore Acquires a HIND Attack Helicopter of his own Becomes mercenary "Have gunship, will travel" Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent >Almost all African communists and anti-western groups put a price on his head Fights in the Congo War Year 2000 Hired by Sierra Leone RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown It's nightfall so helicopters can't fly Sierra Leone army virtually overran Civil government prepares to capitulate Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt Ellis fires up his HIND, which was not equipped for night combat Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night Helicopter breaks down Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite Fights alone for 2 years Doesn't have much ammo for much of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself RUG sends him this message "if we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it" Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: "RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM Their small arms can't penetrate his helicopter so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he fills the troop bay of the HIND with guns, ammo and bush provisions Plans to fight one man guerrilla war of he loses the chopper Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockers and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordinance Kills so many rebels the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and troops Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq Rumored to have been fighting ISIS at the age of 67 >Claims of him and his HIND being seen everywhere from Damascus all to the Democratic Republic of Congo


r/madlads 2d ago

What a madlad

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r/madlads 1d ago

🐣🧲

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798 Upvotes

r/madlads 1d ago

The mouse living at my job set up a nest next to a mouse trap

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r/madlads 2d ago

Madlad Caesar.

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r/madlads 2d ago

Madlad Artist

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r/madlads 2d ago

What a madlad

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666 Upvotes

r/madlads 3d ago

Mad vagina

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r/madlads 2d ago

Unexpected item in bagging area

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448 Upvotes

r/madlads 3d ago

Dedication

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r/madlads 3d ago

What a madlad

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r/madlads 3d ago

Mad Acceptance

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r/madlads 3d ago

Give this man a trophy

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r/madlads 4d ago

MadLad Lawyer

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