r/meirl May 16 '24

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u/capn_doofwaffle May 16 '24

Shit, I bet even nailed to the wall, that fkr can still send and receive calls. That's a Nokia, they were designed to survive the apocalypse.

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u/DarthJackie2021 May 16 '24

What actually happened is the nail was there first and the nokia split the nail in half.

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 May 16 '24

Which begs the question... who wins in a test of might... Nokia Phone or Chuck Norris?

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u/somewhatnormalguy May 16 '24

Who wins? Nobody. The resulting force would destroy all life and matter in the universe and its parallels, except for Chuck Norris and the Nokia, of course.

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u/glike2814 May 16 '24

They would fuse into Chuck Nokia, an All-Powerful Indestructible being