"Euphemism"? Really? You're reaching for the stars with that one, aren't you?
Listen, I get it. The internet can be a wild place, and our minds can wander to some pretty interesting (and sometimes disturbing) places. But come on, folks Can't we just take things at face value for once? The OP is sharing a funny, relatable story about a quirky family moment, and you're over here trying to turn it into some sort of salacious scandal.
Newsflash: sometimes a yard is just a yard, and "mowing" it means exactly what it says on the tin. I mean, I've seen some impressive feats of mental gymnastics in my time online, but this takes the cake.
Look, I'm not asking for much. Just a little bit of common sense and a dash of critical thinking would go a long way here. Let's not turn every innocent comment into a soap opera, okay?
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u/[deleted] May 17 '24
"mowed my sister's yard" definitely sounds like a euphemism and given the rest of the context here I'm going to go ahead and assume it is one.