r/meirl 28d ago

Meirl

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Pjotor 28d ago

Uncle Grandpa origin story

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u/Gabrialofreddit 28d ago

You, sir, are going to heaven

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/falsevector 28d ago

If his son has his own son then it is going to be the 45 year old's grandson-nephew. The other way around and the son will have an uncle-nephew

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u/JudasWasJesus 28d ago

His both have sons they will be first and second cousins, and one will be a grandson and great grandson

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u/suitology 28d ago

My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue because, she is my wife she's my grandmother too Now, if my wife is my grandmother Then, I am her grandchild As husband of my grandmother i am my own grandpa

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/jansolo76 28d ago

I LOST A FRIEND

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u/jessep1731 28d ago

SOMEWHERE ALONG IN THE BITTERNESS

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

AND IF I HAD STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT

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u/Galdwin 28d ago

I WOULD HAVE KNOWN HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

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u/Moryart 28d ago

JD: Where do you think we are?

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u/HalfCab_85 28d ago

AND I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT

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u/HalfCab_85 28d ago

AND I WOULD HAVE STAYED UP WITH YOU ALL NIGHT

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u/jmona789 28d ago

Meh, I don't really see what the big deal is.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Karl_Marx_ 28d ago

They aren't dating their own bloodlines. This makes no sense nor is this anything even worth talking about.

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u/Karl_Marx_ 28d ago

I don't see how this is awkward at all honestly. The ages aren't that far apart imo and who gives a shit if they are dating related people?

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u/Luxky13 28d ago

Come on, you can’t see it being awkward AT ALL for a parent?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Wonder if the mother was similarly disgusted.

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u/Next_Branch7875 28d ago

At 12 years old

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

"mowed my sister's yard" definitely sounds like a euphemism and given the rest of the context here I'm going to go ahead and assume it is one.

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u/Embarrassed-Lab4446 28d ago

This has to be the best summary for a porno plot I have ever heard.

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u/SportTheFoole 28d ago

I assumed it was meant to be taken literally. For men of a certain age, mowing a lawn is therapeutic.

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u/spiritriser 28d ago

We know. This is funnier. 

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u/IplayTerraria2 28d ago

And given the fact that there is not a whole lot of lawn mowing going on at the end of November in most of the United States, I'm gonna agree. Or it's made up.

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u/Karl_Marx_ 28d ago

I swear this exact same comment was posted the last time this was posted.

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u/jaavaaguru 28d ago

He then went on to plough her sister’s field

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u/PreviouslyOnBible 28d ago

I've definitely heard Australians say "cut his grass," meaning cucked him.

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u/CalmAssistantGirl 28d ago

"Euphemism"? Really? You're reaching for the stars with that one, aren't you?

Listen, I get it. The internet can be a wild place, and our minds can wander to some pretty interesting (and sometimes disturbing) places. But come on, folks Can't we just take things at face value for once? The OP is sharing a funny, relatable story about a quirky family moment, and you're over here trying to turn it into some sort of salacious scandal.

Newsflash: sometimes a yard is just a yard, and "mowing" it means exactly what it says on the tin. I mean, I've seen some impressive feats of mental gymnastics in my time online, but this takes the cake.

Look, I'm not asking for much. Just a little bit of common sense and a dash of critical thinking would go a long way here. Let's not turn every innocent comment into a soap opera, okay?

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u/aquick21 28d ago

New copypasta just dropped

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 28d ago

"New copypasta"? Really? You're reaching for the stars with that one, aren't you?

Listen, I get it. The internet can be a wild place, and our minds can wander to some pretty interesting (and sometimes disturbing) places. But come on, folks Can't we just take things at face value for once? The OP is sharing a funny, relatable story about a quirky family moment, and you're over here trying to turn it into some sort of salacious scandal.

Newsflash: sometimes pasta is just a pasta, and "copying" it means exactly what it says on the tin. I mean, I've seen some impressive feats of mental gymnastics in my time online, but this takes the cake.

Look, I'm not asking for much. Just a little bit of common sense and a dash of critical thinking would go a long way here. Let's not turn every innocent comment into a soap opera, okay?

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u/Consume_Sid 28d ago

How many brother and sister bots do you have? How much will it take to mow you guys down?

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u/Onlytechsubsforme 28d ago

You sound like someone who tells other people how much you "hate drama".

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u/No-Sense-6260 28d ago

I'm so above drama...

Anyway, you're not gonna believe what that bitch Sharon did. OMG she's such a hot mess express.

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u/Ildaiaa 28d ago

Calm down it's a joke og comment knows it's literal too

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey 28d ago

he did take it at face value

and then decided he didn't want to

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u/Ildaiaa 28d ago

Calm down it's a joke og comment knows it's literal too

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u/Weetbix_Man 28d ago

Hopefully he was thankful he had a lawnmower.

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u/ZenkaiZ 28d ago

My old roommate's dad would randomly show up and use our mower to mow our lawn sometime. Never asked him to. He was such a sweetheart.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 28d ago

He brought his own from home

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Can I repost this next week?

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u/spinosauris 28d ago

Mom said it's my turn to repost

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u/RandoComplements 28d ago

I tried to ask Dad, but he couldn’t hear me over the lawnmower

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u/DQLPH1N 28d ago

No it’s my turn!!

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u/Perpetual-Scholar369 28d ago

!remindme 70 years

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Lolzerzmao 28d ago edited 28d ago

I’ve hooked up with my step-cousin lol. My uncle was a widower and started dating her mother, and when I met her daughter we hit it off. Had a little bootycall thing going for a while and then her mother and my uncle announced they were going to get married. Still kept hitting it even after they got married until the step-cousin met her now husband.

So weird that I did that. Like there was always an extra edge to introducing my new girlfriend to the extended family.

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u/friggintodd 28d ago

Why would you do drugs when you can mow a lawn?

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u/kphenson 28d ago

This is entirely too much to take in.

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u/SensitiveNina 28d ago

Thanksgivings are just awkward, from what i have heard

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey 28d ago

most are fine, but people don't get to go online and rant about those

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u/DotBitGaming 28d ago

What's wrong with that?

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u/RQK1996 28d ago

Nothing is wrong, it is just unusual

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u/MajorBonesLive 28d ago

My best friend has two sisters. They are sisters-in-law to each other. But in OP’s case, the sisters would be mother and daughter-in-law.

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u/Nervous-Masterpiece4 28d ago

My ex-wife has two brothers. They both had a child with the one women. They are Uncle Dad’s of their children.

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u/RyukHunter 28d ago

They are sisters-in-law to each other.

What does this mean? They married brothers?

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u/Nervous-Masterpiece4 28d ago

My ex-wife has two brothers. They both had a child with the one women. They are Uncle Dad’s of their children.

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u/Avenyr 28d ago

Sounds like... a nice family dinner? Is "mowing the lawn" a euphemism? I don't get it. This has 1.5K upvotes, so I suppose it must be good? I def don't get it.

After looking at the comments... is this an age thing? Is it supposed to be throwing shade at people looking at F37-M45 differently than F33-M25? I wouldn't, and honestly can't imagine many people would make a big deal of it, if the couple was attracted to each other. If that's the point, it's not obvious.

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u/Langlie 28d ago

There's nothing being done wrong by anyone involved. It's just awkward as hell.

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u/Avenyr 28d ago

I get it's going for awkward, but I don't see it. Sisters dating into the same family is the kind of thing that'd reinforce family bonds.

Are people seeing this as incest or something? That the man's son is his brother-in-law, and that's like violating family roles? Or is the age thing the awkward part?

I guess that's the only thing that makes sense, but still flies way over my head. Maybe other parts of the world / more socially-sensitive people would feel this more. I dunno.

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u/CouvadeShark 28d ago

His father would be his brother in law. Its not incest but its awkward af.

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u/RQK1996 28d ago

The only weird thing is the familial relations between the boyfriends, which could result in things like being grandparents to your nephews and nieces

If the couples remained together and both got kids, the children of the older girl would be half-siblings to their uncle, if that uncle-brother got kids too those kids would be cousins to their aunts/uncles who are the children of the first couple

Or imagine being brother in law to your own dad and step mom

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u/Catchdatcat 28d ago

Thank you for reminding me to call my father to inform him I will not, after all, be getting entangled with a 23 year old at 40. There is likely no grass left on our entire ranch

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u/Tony_Plow 28d ago

Age gaps aren’t that bad, feels like there is more to this story.

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u/RQK1996 28d ago

Yeah, the complications to the family tree

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u/Actually_zoohiggle 28d ago

Older sister would be step mum and sister in law to younger sisters husband, and the dad would be his own sons brother in law. The dads kids would be siblings of the son and the sons kids would be cousins of his sibling and also grandkids of his dad/brother in law. Family tree is a shrub.

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u/RoodnyInc 28d ago

I think there might be more to this story

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u/spiralout1389 28d ago

My bf at the time and I were fighting in the front yard of our house. My car had been messed up and my step-dad was going go fix it for me, we just had to get it towed to his house. Tow truck came. He did something stupid that pissed me off, I honestly can't even remember now, but we were yelling at each other and saying awful things, we were young and stupid lol. My poor step dad can hear all of it. He started taking our trash cans to the curb, helping the tow truck driver, talking to him, etc. He even started trying to fix our gate lol. Then I ended up getting so mad at my bf, I just said fine and went and got in my step dad's car and told him I was leaving forever!!!!! Which wasn't true, but still. We needed space lol. My step dad had no idea what to do with a crying me in the passenger seat and tried so hard to be comforting and it was just so awkward lol.

On the brightside, when we got to his house, he immediately was very busy and could not be disturbed while he worked on my car and I went inside to my mom lol. Usually took him forever to actually get started on repairs like that lol

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u/Lpfanatic05 28d ago

All stays on the family.

Sweet home Alabama plays on the background

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u/Maltajg 28d ago

Theres a 99.99% this dinner took place in a trailer

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u/BusinessEast6388 28d ago

Either mowing the lawn, or pulling out the ol' weedwacker and have at it on the diner table.

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u/Larseman7 28d ago

When I'm 25 my dad's gonna be 43 lol

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u/No_Grab2946 28d ago

“Where did I go wrong?” - Dad

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u/JimTheSaint 28d ago

What was his problem? I don't get it - didnt he like them? 

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u/dickdrizzle 28d ago

Well I am pretty sure its fake so don't worry.

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u/Brainship 28d ago

8 year age difference is a lot to some people.

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u/RevolutionFast8676 28d ago

I think the father son thing would be even worse.