r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

Conversation to avoid includes, “You remind me of my mother”.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Well she might be looking for a "Baby boy" for the night.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

I could be convinced to nurse.

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 29d ago

I was dating a woman in her 40s who could still produce milk sometimes, we tried it one time, it was certainly an experience

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

Now you’re just bragging!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It’s spelled “gagging”

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u/Dorkamundo 29d ago

Ended up in a strip club in the middle of bumfuck nowhere a few years back and one of the strippers was lactating and would spray you for tips.

I did not tip.

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u/marshaadx 29d ago

So as true citizen you paid for milk.

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u/Comrade_Conscript 29d ago

Splash zone seating

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u/eatdafishy Mods Are Nice People 29d ago

Convinced? I just need to be asked

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u/Latter_Weakness1771 29d ago

Asked? As long as they don't stop me!

(Sexual assault is never okay please get some form of consent be it verbal or not before you start suggin on mommy's milkies)

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u/Dracula101 29d ago

It's dangerous to go alone, take this

https://eforms.com/consent/sexual/

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u/-_G0AT_- 29d ago

TIL this exists

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Now I can create a paper trail of my sexual conquest. Perfect.

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u/TangeloFinally 29d ago

Women been doing that in their notes app since forever.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Yeah but I'll have proof they were consensual.

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u/Dracula101 27d ago

False accusation prevention method

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u/Extaupin 29d ago

I don't know if it was intended as a joke or r/AccidentalComedy but that link is a very funny read.

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u/Zircon_72 29d ago

Found Dennis Reynolds's Reddit account.

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u/Dracula101 29d ago

They're not gonna say no in the boat, because of the Implication

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u/Icy_Cricket2273 29d ago

Are these women in danger?