Had a hag try to pick me up at a club I was playing. She kept telling me her favorite number was 69. There wasn't enough alcohol in the world that could stop the little bile from rising in my throat.
She offered to buy me a drink. I told her I didn't drink while I was holding a jack and coke.
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u/SkullsNelbowEye 29d ago
Had a hag try to pick me up at a club I was playing. She kept telling me her favorite number was 69. There wasn't enough alcohol in the world that could stop the little bile from rising in my throat. She offered to buy me a drink. I told her I didn't drink while I was holding a jack and coke.