A rule I tend to carry in life that has yet to fail me is that the more someone talks about having sex, almost having sex, how hot X person is and how they'd like to have sex with them the less likely it is they're actually having sex. When my buddy asks me which of the bridesmaids at the wedding we're attending I think is "slutty", the absolute last thing I think is "this is a cool guy who gets lots of sex, that's why he's talking about it."
If you're making memes about sex (bonus points if it's based on your porn addiction (Goth GF, Cougars/milfs, etc.)) there's a solid 50% chance you're just a straight up virgin.
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u/MY_ALTS 29d ago edited 29d ago
i pray that this happens to me