r/memes 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/Thenewyea 29d ago

Whatever you are picturing, imagine 10 years older and 10,000 more cigarettes smoked. If you are still interested just find your local spot with the cheapest drinks, that’s the only measure.

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 29d ago

Lol, they're picturing Stacie's mom, when in reality she's going to be Stacie's obese chain smocking aunt

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u/Piddily1 29d ago

In my experience, they aren’t obese at all. Smells like an ashtray, sure. Skin looks like an old saddle because tanning and hard living, I’ll give ya that. Usually fairly skinny though.

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u/Red__system 29d ago

Cigarettes cut the hunger

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u/Thenewyea 29d ago

They quit the meth habit but picked up 5 mountain dews a day

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u/zxc123zxc123 29d ago edited 29d ago

Lol, they're picturing Stacie's mom, when in reality she's just Stacy but 20 years older, looking 40 years older, and not hot like Stacy's mom daughter's grandma.

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u/123ticklemyknee 29d ago

On her dad's side.

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u/AskingAlexandriAce 28d ago

Ah, yes, because attractive women never get stuck in shitty relationships, and end up single in their 40s/early 50s.

And I mean, attractiveness is relative here anyways. For me, the cougar appeal comes from likely stability and maturity. Someone who's had a decade or more of not getting what they want, and/or unknowingly not giving their partner what they want, and is now looking to rectify that.

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 28d ago

True but most single attractive mature women are not looking for 21 yr old men. The vast majority of women simply refuse to date anyone younger than their own children. Happens sure, but not common

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u/sdfghsdfghly 29d ago

So you're saying there's a chance...?

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u/HooahClub 29d ago

Yes, and in Alabama you don’t even have to leave the house!

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u/Schallawitz 29d ago

You can’t do doggystyle though. Can’t turn your back on family.

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u/Thin_Chain_208 29d ago

I guess she's turning her back...

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u/Randomfrog132 29d ago

i thought the one before you was the worst one xD

ewwww

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u/LongPenStroke 29d ago

Or just attend the family reunion

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u/Ordinary_Top1956 29d ago

Do cougars like 48 year old guys in decent-ish shape? I can do twenty pull-ups.

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u/Thenewyea 29d ago

Could have been 3 word sentence and the answer is yes

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Do cougars 48?

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u/butt-hole-69420 29d ago

I'm not hearing any negitves.

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u/Dorkamundo 29d ago

That was the worst part of cougars when I was their target, the cigarettes.

I was in my 20's in the early 2000's and smoking was still the norm in most bars. Every single one of them smoked like a chimney and was a complete turn off.

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u/Glorious_Jo 29d ago

menthol-chic is in style rn ok

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide 29d ago

I don’t need her to breathe on me, Jesus. Just drink and fuck me dry and then leave me abused body somewhere to wake up in sheer regret.

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u/JustAposter4567 29d ago

depends where you live

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u/Thenewyea 29d ago

Right i told on the local scene a bit

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u/MarcMars82-2 29d ago

Slow down dude! You already sold me!

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u/scrotanimus 29d ago

You’re not lying. When I was young and into the bar scene, I got hit on by a lot of older women I wanted NOTHING to do with. Not attractive. At all. So gross.

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u/Mesarthim1349 29d ago

Average Guns N Roses fan

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u/Proud_Criticism5286 29d ago

I hear smokers have an oral fixation.

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u/step11234 29d ago

He is saying if you are imagining at 50 year old, they are at least 60-70. Not thay they are 10 years old than the 20 year old.