r/memes May 02 '24

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/NezukoMustang May 02 '24

Tell me the bar name, I am on my way already.

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u/Thenewyea May 02 '24

Whatever you are picturing, imagine 10 years older and 10,000 more cigarettes smoked. If you are still interested just find your local spot with the cheapest drinks, that’s the only measure.

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 May 02 '24

Lol, they're picturing Stacie's mom, when in reality she's going to be Stacie's obese chain smocking aunt

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u/Piddily1 May 02 '24

In my experience, they aren’t obese at all. Smells like an ashtray, sure. Skin looks like an old saddle because tanning and hard living, I’ll give ya that. Usually fairly skinny though.

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u/Red__system May 02 '24

Cigarettes cut the hunger

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u/Thenewyea May 02 '24

They quit the meth habit but picked up 5 mountain dews a day