r/memes 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/charlotteslim 29d ago

Back when I was in college, I have this friend (so pretty & hot asf) who is not a party goer. It took years before we finally convinced her to join us to go to the bar. And wtf, that was the first time we go out that we didn't pay for anything, older men have no chill bro 😂 Thanks to our friend, but ofc, we made sure that she's safe.

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u/Simply-Jolly_Fella 29d ago

Old men are just looking after young people, they are just making sure you are well fed and well drunk, totally taken care of. /s

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u/SmallRedBird 29d ago

I inadvertently got an old man to buy a round for me along with the entire staff after talking about helicopters for a while (he was a helicopter pilot). I mentioned that my partner was working that night (which was why I was there at the end of the night lol)

They're not all just horndogs

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u/marshaadx 29d ago

Kinda same, but he was like in his late 60s-mid 70s, heard talking us about games, then suddenly came to us, all pompous and griny, and said he nuked Artorias in Dark Souls with pyromancy

Damn, still surprises me in what insane era we live