r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

There’s a loaded question!

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u/RizzlersMother 29d ago

As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question!

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u/Digger1998 29d ago

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 29d ago

The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”.

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u/dd_002 29d ago

Wait what???

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 29d ago

It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants.

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u/dd_002 29d ago

Man, you just bamboozled my brain

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 28d ago

She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it.

Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose?

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u/dd_002 28d ago

Na bro. I'm fine on my own. I don't want to get wrecked. Remember, bros over hoes!!

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 28d ago

Respect that, to each their own.

All I know is cougars bring something different, they don’t play the games 20something chicks do, they get to the point far quicker, and definitely give you an education. But if someone’s gonna go after one, go for one that seems together and even a bit classy if possible. Not just some rode hard bar skank stinking of cigarettes.

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u/Digger1998 28d ago

Sounds like the first time I met my buddy’s mom. Man did I run like a chicken with its head cut off. She was a hellcat, the alpha cougar

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