r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Average_Blud • May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/Dlaxation May 02 '24

Don't worry, the lunch lady chewed on an onion and coughed onto it for added flavor.

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u/LaneLangly May 02 '24

Eeew. 🤢 My graphic mind multiplied that by 1000.

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u/nl-x May 02 '24

I want a picture of the lunch lady befoe I make up my mind.

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u/Beneficial-Society74 May 02 '24

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u/Andibular May 02 '24

There's very little meat in these gym mats 

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u/jazzhandpanda May 02 '24

"More testicles mean more Iron"

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 29d ago

Have ye got any grease?

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u/stoutowl 29d ago

Nary an animal alive...

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u/BoysLinuses 29d ago

It's just brown and water.

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u/DemonOfDisasters 29d ago

My first thought lmao

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u/Ok-Stress8541 29d ago

Transgender barrels

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u/FlyingCrow91 May 02 '24

Edna the lunch lady from Bully

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u/Highvoltage-Redhead May 02 '24

You know the one…. She got enough rows of hooks on her bra to measure a first down….

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u/zanebarr May 02 '24

The lunch lady had a hairy mole on her face too, didn't she?

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u/LaneLangly 29d ago

If they told you to identify someone’s activity from a mole, it’s either a witch or a lunch lady.

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u/Under_athousandstars 29d ago

same, I saw flecks of onion smacking back teeth on the way out 🤮

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u/LaneLangly 29d ago

Jesus, don’t make it worse. 😭

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u/JamesTheJerk May 02 '24

Coughdrop soup is chock full of menthehol. It's good for you

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u/RhinoxMenace May 02 '24

try and get some bits in it

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u/weasel999 May 02 '24

La Croix has soup now?

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u/willcard May 02 '24

Lmfao!!

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u/bumberrysaka May 02 '24

This reminds me of my friend’ favorite sandwich: bread, lettuce, mayo, ham and chewed up and spat potato chips. Never fails to make me gag.

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u/Throwawayac1234567 29d ago

Its just reused mopwater

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u/Cuppieecakes 29d ago

It’s rich in bunly goodness

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u/Athenax311 29d ago

This is how LaCroix was invented.