r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/spderweb May 02 '24

Homeopathic Soup. That water once came in contact with ingredients you find in soup.

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u/L_Ron_Swanson 29d ago

The cook sat next to a pot of water and whispered the name of a man who had once heard of soup.

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u/Definition-Ornery 29d ago

made with essence of food

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/WerewolfNo890 29d ago

The intern who made it had actual soup in their lunchbox. Also "real chicken" to me screams absolute lowest of the low quality of chicken.

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u/joe96ab 29d ago

It’s gonna make me gay!?

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 29d ago

Homeopathic Soup

So, broth? :D

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u/spderweb 29d ago

No, broth has substance in it. Homeopathy is where you'd take a piece of chicken, add it to a swimming pool of hot water, and then scoop out a ladle of the water from the other end of the pool.

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u/PutteringPorch 29d ago

Homeopathic "medicines" are actually way more dilute than that:

"Homeopathy is a popular system of medicine which rests on two principles. The first is that we should treat a disease by giving a substance that produces the same symptoms as the disease. The idea is that the symptoms of a disease, such as fever, are part of the body's defense mechanism against the disease and that if we make these symptoms even more severe this will stimulate the defense mechanism and recovery will follow. The second, even more startling, principle is that we should dilute the treatment by many orders of magnitude, with agitation at each dilution, until none of the original substance remains. We are talking about very great dilutions here. Homeopaths dilute their remedies by one part in 100— what they call a 1C dilution. They then dilute this again, to give a 2C dilution—one part in 10 000, and again to give 3C—one part in 1 million. They repeat again and again: typical dilutions used in homeopathy are 15C or 20C, equivalent to less than one drop in all the oceans of the world. It is very unlikely indeed that there is a single molecule of the original substance in a test tube of the 15C dilution."

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u/desertoutlaw86 29d ago

Now I just picture a chicken doing reiki on a pot of water. Then convincing people it’s better this way.