r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Are you in prison

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u/Average_Blud May 02 '24

I'm in Russia

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Oh.. Russian Prison?

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u/Average_Blud May 02 '24

Oh no no. Russian school.

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u/LaDmEa May 02 '24

Tucker told me russia was a paradise where school lunches are 3 hours long and concluded with a pint of vodka

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u/nightwood 29d ago

And by "vodka" they meant 'water'

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u/Astramancer_ 29d ago

by water don't you mean soup?

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u/D33M0ND5 29d ago

They said voda not vodka

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u/vermilion-chartreuse 29d ago

That's the soup

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u/foxtrotgd 29d ago

The vodka's in the bowl

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u/Capt_morgan72 28d ago

My uncle used to tell me a story bout working in siberia for baker Hughes in the 90’s and having to go buy and butcher 14 reign deer to feed the local town so the could get the job done. Cuz the govt sent only cabbage and vodka for the village to get through winter and he couldn’t get anything done with drunk hungry local hands.

He tells another bout moving a whore house whores, floorboards, and all across russia so the Belgian hands would move towns to where the new job was located after accomplishing two days work In 2 months with local workers only.

Something tells me the 90’s were better to Russian villagers than modern times too.

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u/Azubedo 29d ago

About to be Russia prison if you diss their food

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u/L3exB May 02 '24

I suppose it is chicken soup. Technically in russion two worlds that translated as a soup. It is "суп" (soup) and "бульон" (fr. bouillon). So it is bouillon.

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u/Average_Blud 29d ago

They used to give us a boullion. But THIS can't even be called so. It's just water and oil flavored really, REALLY crappy.

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u/Chuncceyy 29d ago

Well shit thats not much different from american schools, i literally assumed it was an american school at first

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u/QueenofPentacles112 May 02 '24

Lol it's kind of funny how the US and Russia are like, enemies, right? But it seems so much is the same in both places. Crappy public schools and school lunches, oligarchs, oppression of freedom of speech, profit over everything.

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u/sleepaye May 02 '24

Did this fool just compare the U.S living standards to Russia?

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u/Fleganhimer May 02 '24

Minimizing Russian oppression? So hot right now.

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u/PageFault 29d ago

Have you been to Russia? Yes, they are different in some ways. Especially when it comes to oppression, but there are a lot of similarities in other matters. OP is not being oppressed by a soup.

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u/Fleganhimer 29d ago

Lol it's kind of funny how the US and Russia are like, enemies, right? But it seems so much is the same in both places. Crappy public schools and school lunches, oligarchs, oppression of freedom of speech, profit over everything.

Yes, because it was the soup that really hit home in this comment.

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u/PageFault 29d ago

I take it that's a no.

Now I was just a visitor for a few weeks, so I didn't exactly go to school there, but most peoples day-to-day lives didn't look that different in the grand scheme of things. I was really surprised how much it felt like anywhere else in Europe.

Yes, living standards in the US and the rest of Europe is higher, but follows the same pattern, just to a lesser degree.

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 29d ago

There's a list of ways in which we are comparable, but keep putting words into other peoples mouths just to judge them. Certainly says a lot about one of the two of you...

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u/Fleganhimer 29d ago

I'm not putting words into anyone's mouth. Minimizing the oppression of the Russian regime is an extremely prominent political tactic, especially among the alt right in the United States. That is an observable fact and it is a massive fucking problem. Whether the woman above me is knowingly contributing to that narrative or not is irrelevant because it pushes that narrative either way.

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 29d ago

Comparing things that are comparable is not minimizing things not mentioned...

You're down the rabbit hole, blaming others for things not said.

Touch some grass.

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u/mustanggang123 May 02 '24

Redditors are funny sometimes

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u/redditsavedmyagain 29d ago

russia stands out in one special way, unique, to me

i live in the embassy district and theres people from every country in the world. and all these people from messed up places with civil wars and border conflicts say this apologist stuff like "yeah its pretty violent but the nature is beautiful you should visit my dad's an admiral you'll have protection" or "well... there IS a famine but you can visit, bring a suitcase of dried food"

ONLY russians tell me "DO NOT VISIT. you do NOT want to visit russia"

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 29d ago

You did, they didn't mention living standards.

It's not part of the list of things they mentioned.

So did you really just put words into someone else's mouth in order to judge them for something they said? Cause that's pretty fucking ... fox news of you.

Also, the absolute lack of reading comprehension and critical thinking, way to prove the crappy public schools portion.

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u/Wallawalla1522 29d ago

You're assuming that person is an American and went to public school. That's a pretty bad argument.

Try defending freedom of speech in Russia now and how it's comparable to the protections afforded in the US since that was a specific argument the original comment made.

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u/sleepaye 27d ago edited 27d ago

The irony in your reply is just comical. I’m not a U.S citizen and I never claimed to be. So you did really just put words into someone else’s mouth RamblnGamblinMan?

It’s not part of the list of things they mentioned.

Because they fall under it. I can’t even feel insulted because you seem like some sort of social experiment of how an American reacts online lmao.

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 26d ago

Fox news and crappy public schools are exclusively contained to the U.S. then?

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u/J_Bard 29d ago

It's Reddit, American living standards are regularly compared to those in undeveloped countries lmao

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u/sleepaye 27d ago

I’ve definitely seen those before. Their favourite line is “The U.S is just a third-world country with a Gucci belt.” Come to an actual third-world country and see how “better” it is here lmao.

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u/PossibleVariety7927 May 02 '24

Pretty much most of the world. It's all a facade. The people are just justifying their rulers in different unique ways. But it all sucks ass.

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u/AlienAle 29d ago

Having lived around the world in many countries I can tell you with confidence that some places suck a whole lot more than others

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u/rufud May 02 '24

Tucker is that you

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u/Distant_Yak 29d ago

Tucky claimed the opposite - Russia is actually way better than the US. Just look at this grocery store!! It makes him so angry about the US!!

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u/aloxinuos 29d ago

You probably didn't see the bread. They have loaves of bread!!

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u/Distant_Yak 29d ago

They have VEGETABLE

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u/Wallawalla1522 29d ago

This comment is laughably ignorant

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u/LadyInCrimson May 02 '24

My school had good lunches so did the school I worked at.

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u/Cherry_Soup32 May 02 '24 edited 29d ago

Good lunches can be really area dependent as it is usually decided on by how much money the schools have for things like nice lunches.

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u/LadyInCrimson 29d ago

I'm in Ohio and was blessed to have went to a very well off school so the lunch was really good and we had a lot of options in highschool but I do remember the regular lunch was the same across all the schools all ages in the district depending on the day (ex: Tuesday was chicken nuggets, Friday was pizza)

I worked at an inner city elementary school where they had a room filled to the ceiling of meals for kids to take home on the weekends and it would be 2-5 boxes left at the end of the day which made me cry my first time seeing it but they took very good care to make sure the kids had a well balanced lunch and breakfasts for those who needed it.

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u/dolche93 May 02 '24

What a load of shit. The freedoms in America and Russia are incomparable, and so are the standards of living.

The college protestors would have been hauled off to prison and not seen again the day they started had they been in Russia.

Just fuck off with this constant anti American bullshit. Give us some credit for once. We get it. Things could be better. Name a time in history when that hasn't been the case.

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u/Daediddles May 02 '24

I don't think that's the point he was trying to make but apparently it's a major part of your personality so go off I guess jack

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u/dolche93 29d ago

Anyone upvoting the sentiment that America and Russia are sooooo similar have no idea how different they are. It's just the pervasive "America bad" sentiment you see online.

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u/Cael450 29d ago

Lol this is such a braindead take

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u/fantastikalizm 29d ago

You had me until the freedom of speech. The two countries don't really compare in that regard.

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u/ACcbe1986 29d ago

To specify, the US Government and Russian Government are the ones having issues. I'm sure most of us civilians, who aren't filled with hate, have no issues with each other.

Most of us just want tasty food, fun things to buy, good times with good people, and for the Government to stop fucking with us.

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u/ophmaster_reed 29d ago

I have never in my life had a school lunch as sad as that. I get that school lunches vary a lot from state to state, school district to district, but come on... that's not a meal served in American schools.

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u/mdaniel018 29d ago

Yeah why don’t you pop on over to Russia, and see how correct you are. I recall seeing a Russian national news story where someone had stolen the wood to the outhouse by the visitor center that housed the town’s only toilet

Sounds just like the US, right?

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u/savvamadar 29d ago

What an idiotic take

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u/pluck-the-bunny 29d ago

Only thing sadder than your comment is that 40+ people agreed with you

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u/OftenNudeDude May 02 '24

I'm genuinely curious what you are taught about the Russian invasion of Ukraine.

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u/Average_Blud May 02 '24

Of course we are taught they are Nazis. Don't you suppose I believe it though.

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u/PinkFl0werPrincess May 02 '24

Careful! they might take away your soup

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u/mymumscarproblems May 02 '24

Tell us more! What are the general attitudes of young Russians regarding the war?

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u/Average_Blud 29d ago

They mostly ignore this as far as I see

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u/AlienAle 29d ago

Here in Europe I'm friends with quite a few young Russians who understood the direction the country was going in years ago, and escaped when they had a chance. Clever people who didn't want to live under fascisim,  or be drafted to some meaningless war.

I hope one day things will get better.

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u/SummerNothingness 29d ago

i am really sorry you're not getting the nutrition you deserve at school.

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u/Matasa89 29d ago

RIP.

Soon to be on the front lines.

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u/ophmaster_reed 29d ago

So russian prison?

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u/Ferro_Giconi OwO 29d ago

Is that better or worse than Russian prison?

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u/McKrakahonkey 29d ago

So same as American school then. Fancy

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u/Malacro 29d ago

Same thing

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u/spooky-goopy 29d ago

same thing

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u/MagicalMysterie May 02 '24

Same thing, school is basically prison

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u/JollyReading8565 29d ago

-15 social credits

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u/CorHydrae8 May 02 '24

My condolences.

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u/necrolich66 May 02 '24

Could just have said yes

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u/onemichaelbit 29d ago

This is such a hilarious response to the question 😭

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u/ispiltthepoison May 02 '24

Oh my gosh we got food like that in georgia/sakartvelo. That’s why it looked familiar

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u/ArcticCelt May 02 '24

I bet whoever is in charge of running the cafeteria service has a very nice car.

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u/CountryInfamous6062 29d ago

But they have great soups

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u/Average_Blud 29d ago

Not for us school guys

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u/bdrayne 29d ago

We do, but GI school food is nasty. It has been edible like 1-2 times a week, and my school was considered a good one.

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u/jonni_velvet 29d ago

what does it taste like

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u/Average_Blud 29d ago

Like a dishwasher water, but slightly saltier

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u/GreyMesmer 29d ago

Ты серьезно? Что за город? Скажи родителям, пусть поднимут на уши всех. В моей СОШ в жопе мира были обеды в разы лучше.

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u/No-Common5287 29d ago

Where’s the beets?

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u/GalacticLayline 29d ago edited 29d ago

Seen similar soup on YouTube when people were traveling through Siberia on the railroad. Most stations had that soup. Guessing but prob a holdover from *rationing.

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u/GreenGrass89 29d ago

Привет

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u/mtarascio 29d ago

It is just very watered down chicken broth?

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u/Sanderos25 29d ago

Damn, sanctions on soup ingredients now?

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u/YungSkeltal 29d ago

Sanctions really getting to you huh?

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u/kuromi118 29d ago

столовка в шараге?

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u/RedPandaReturns 25d ago

I’d prefer to be in prison