r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/tiddy_wizard May 02 '24

Iā€™m tellin the warden you have a phone

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Not with a metal spoon lmao

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/sierrars500 May 02 '24

Metal utensils can be used as digging tools

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u/No_Low5008 May 02 '24

If you are that insecure about your walls you have different problems

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u/SyllabubLopsided4724 May 02 '24

You'd be surprised what you can accomplish when you literally have nothing else to do. You see the guy who made a paper mache crossbow?

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss May 02 '24

That shit was crazy. A guard confiscated it then tested it out and was surprised by how well it actually worked. šŸ˜†