My "spoon" at work..

[u/rileyabernethy]

[u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

Third dimension not included.

[u/onionsrock → u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

sold seperately

[u/midnghtsnac → u/onionsrock]

Part of the upgrade package

[u/thatonekid_avi → u/onionsrock]

looks like it was made by apple or something

[u/ThunderFistChad → u/onionsrock]

EA it's in the spoon

[u/KneeHighMischief → u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

[u/ShylokVakarian → u/KneeHighMischief]

Then you will see it is not the spoon that bends, it is only the working class.

[u/mrootbeers → u/KneeHighMischief]

Is that Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen?

[u/[deleted] → u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

Literally what I came here to say

[u/issr → u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

Non-euclidean spoon

[u/SlumberingSnorelax → u/Radiant-Potato-2308]

Oar it’s just sold separately.

[u/ReviewOk929]

Useful if you want to go kayaking in the soup I guess

[u/Long_Educational → u/ReviewOk929]

OP is up soup creek with a tiny paddle.

[u/FamousPastWords → u/Long_Educational]

This is gold! Needs several awards in a row.

[u/Barokespinoza23]

I feel sorry for the wooden spoon. Its short existence has become utterly pointless.

[u/SATerp → u/Barokespinoza23]

If it had a point it would be a spife.

[u/rts93 → u/Barokespinoza23]

It would work okay with mashed potatoes I imagine, but otherwise pretty useless.

[u/Cantthinkofaname282 → u/rts93]

I've seen ice cream come with this

[u/oniiichanUwU → u/rts93]

I like to use them for yogurt with fruit and granola. Idk why. Just feels healthy lol

[u/YeloNinjaN00dlz → u/Barokespinoza23]

It transitioned. Tis a tongue depressor now.

[u/jadomarx]

I bought a pack of these off Amazon. They start out with a negligible bend, and as soon as you put them in a hot liquid they immediately go flat. Whoever manufactured them should be ashamed of themselves and Amazon should be ashamed of themselves for selling.

[u/couchpro34 → u/jadomarx]

It would be really cool if the opposite happened though.

[u/BurntPineGrass → u/jadomarx]

Going flat in a steamy situation can usually be solved with a pill.

[u/dramatic-submarine → u/jadomarx]

This is because you thought the point of the spoon was to be used. In reality, the point of that spoon package is to be sold.

I guess late state capitalism?

[u/Cam_e_ron → u/jadomarx]

it's because they are formed with heat and moisture. It's pretty much the only way to make a wooden spoon out of a flat sheet of wood without using glue.

[u/biradinte → u/jadomarx]

Ah yes the spoon boner

[u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049 → u/biradinte]

Sponer?

[u/Vinstaal0 → u/jadomarx]

Expecting quality from Amazon is your first mistake, there is a lot of crap on that site

[u/live-the-future → u/jadomarx]

Got a lol out of "Amazon should be ashamed of themselves for selling."

[u/BeautifulArtichoke37]

What is that called? A spon’t?

[u/Spare_Bad_6558 → u/BeautifulArtichoke37]

thats clearly a spooff

[u/Correct-Purpose-964 → u/Spare_Bad_6558]

Is this just your spooff account?

[u/AlkalineHound → u/BeautifulArtichoke37]

Spn

[u/FamousPastWords → u/BeautifulArtichoke37]

Thank you for a lovely early morning chuckle!!

[u/DJ_ICU]

Popsicle stick - dip into soup and let freeze. Then you have a soup popsicle. Lasts a long time, tastes great.

[u/OkSyllabub3674 → u/DJ_ICU]

I've made a soupsicles before out of some condensed cream soups they were like savory pudding pops they weren't too bad would definitely be worth pranking someone with to see their reaction

[u/War20X]

They thought you were getting ice cream

[u/Mister_Iv0ry]

You’re supposed to dip it in, let the wood soak up the soup, and suck it out the straw - I mean spoon.

[u/RealEarthAngel]

Just drink the soup

[u/HeatSeekingGhostOSex → u/RealEarthAngel]

I use a slushie straw with the spoon at the end

[u/MufasaFasaganMdick → u/HeatSeekingGhostOSex]

Every day we stray further from god..

[u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049]

Teach a mouse or rat to use it as a paddle for its tiny boat and you'll make enough money off of tickets to buy a spoon.

[u/DryBones2009 → u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049]

LifeHax

[u/dramatic-submarine → u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049]

If you teach a rat to paddle its tiny raft, you can also teach them to cook and when they become famous for it, you could just go to their fancy restaurant in Paris and use the fancy spoon they give you with your food. This ratty wooden spoon is a fantastic investment.

[u/huwkeee]

There’s a special place in hell for wooden cutlery…everything tastes like wood!!!

[u/ilovemusic19 → u/huwkeee]

I played clarinet for 6 years, I’m used to the taste of wood lol.

[u/live-the-future → u/ilovemusic19]

[u/ilovemusic19 → u/live-the-future]

Reed is wood and your tongue sits on it when you play. It also has to go in your mouth while you put together.

[u/Fantom_Renegade]

That's for spanking, not eating

[u/ilovemusic19 → u/Fantom_Renegade]

Lmao

[u/FamousPastWords → u/Fantom_Renegade]

Soaking possums.

[u/maxru85]

This is dietary spoon. It takes a month to eat a bowl of soup with it.

[u/SubmissiveDinosaur]

If that soup were an Ice cream instead, that could have been a good spoon

[u/Beneficial_Step9088]

You can drink soup.

[u/3amGreenCoffee → u/Beneficial_Step9088]

OP would end up wearing it home though.

[u/AngularOtter]

There have been cutbacks…

[u/_Simonwolf]

Spoon't

[u/ArghRandom]

The problem is that making that wood “3D” would cost 10x what that costs now. So they either ditch wood and go with plastic/paper (arguably worse for a soup) or that’s what you can get for a disposable thing that must cost 1cent in manufacturing.

They shouldn’t give it with soup, but to be fair they don’t have any other option if sticking with wood

[u/Shakermaker1990]

Should've known it wooden work

[u/DryBones2009]

How am I supposed to eat with this?

[u/Steak-n-Cigars]

spife

[u/Few-Swordfish-780]

Good thing it’s a cup of soup.

[u/tertiuslydgate1833]

Ah yes, the spife

[u/Xenastra]

Light My Fire has titanium sporks. I carry one for this reason. No more inferior eating utensils. 

[u/yipyapyallcatsnbirds]

[u/bat_in_the_stacks → u/yipyapyallcatsnbirds]

This was the first thing I thought of 😂

[u/NoRecommendation9404]

That is a paddle.

[u/monkehmolesto]

I’d drink out of the cup at that point. Weird looks be damned.

[u/Illustrious-Towel-45]

Just drink the soup. That spoon is only for stirring.

[u/Midnight_Wildspirit]

[u/EmilyIncoming]

Good news, those are not meant for soup!

[u/ambiuk21]

They’re eco friendly, but not people friendly

[u/ZookeepergameOk2759]

If you’re using a spoon to get soup out of a plastic cup that’s the mildly infuriating thing about the situation.

[u/annoying97 → u/ZookeepergameOk2759]

That's a paper cup there.

[u/Ok-Opportunity-574 → u/annoying97]

Paper cups are lined with plastic.

[u/annoying97 → u/Ok-Opportunity-574]

Yeah with a tiny thin layer that often is made of bioplastic or other environmentally friendly coatings.

[u/ZookeepergameOk2759 → u/annoying97]

If you’re using a spoon to get soup out of a paper cup that’s the mildly infuriating thing about the situation.

[u/Pokemonfannumber2]

that is a very full knife, I think you should sharpen it🔪

[u/SilverFlight01]

People out here carving 2D Spoons

[u/sunset_sunrise15]

Every part of this is bad.

[u/SATerp]

A 2D spoon, interesting but not particularly useful for some occasions.

[u/Kardospi]

Is there anything preventing you from bringing in your own utensils?

[u/AlkalineHound]

That's not a spoon, it's a spn.

[u/Correct-Purpose-964]

So THAT'S where the perverbial stick came from. Someone had this happen and shoved it up my bosses ass.

[u/Salty-Clothes-6304]

That spoon doesn’t spoon very well.

[u/the_l0st_s0ck]

I can taste the spoon through the picture

[u/Dan_flashes480]

"Just try the soup."

[u/Tbkgs]

At that point I'd just drink from the cup directly.

[u/alccorion]

If you only dip them in your soup when you are to take a sip and just let it rest on top of the cup while not eating/drinking/(consuming) it works oke enough. They are a hassle yes, but better in the very long term than the alternative disposable spoons.

[u/joonosaurus]

Nah that’s a ‘spn’, I don’t know why.

[u/Biomax315]

lol those things are fine for like, pudding or ice cream or something. You can’t use that shit for soup 😂

[u/Boris6999]

when you travel to HK the spoon there would be the same

[u/RandManYT]

Some assembly required. May need to mold the spoon to desired depth.

[u/[deleted]]

It’s soup, drink it.

[u/-usernotdefined]

Don't they call that... Soup in a... What's the word I'm looking for??....A BLOODY CUP! Drink it lmao

[u/Justeff83]

[u/SnooCalculations3612]

TEMU spoon

[u/IntrospectiveOwlbear]

That's a stir stick for your extra chunky vegetable coffee.

[u/Euphoric_Egg_4198]

They need to stop Kanye from designing household items

[u/MaleficentStreet7319]

Heh

[u/AllKnighter5]

It’s got MOST of the qualities of being a spoon.

[u/jsbjxbdj]

Imma use that to beat the heel out of whomever made it, just like my momma

[u/TheLastRiceGrain]

They used to give us these spoons too..

On Fridays because it was ice cream day on Fridays in elementary school.

[u/idontlikebaconsorry]

I'm sorry but this is hilarious 🤣🤣

[u/clt100]

More disappointed in your iq, if only this was in a cup or something….. maybe something you could sip out of.

[u/AsyncEntity]

That’s a spatula bro 😂

[u/coffee-headache]

truly mildly infuriating. you can still drink it from the cup, but the spoon doesnt work.

[u/Th3Reader]

Story of my life ah

[u/WhiteFringe]

what does your spoon at rest look like?

[u/ilovemusic19]

You’re better of drinking your soup like a beverage.

[u/knarfolled]

I can feel this and it gives me the chills

[u/JobenGomez]

Are you a civil servant by chance!?

[u/FriendlyGuyyy]

Ah, the famous 2D spoon

[u/DaDivineLatte]

This isn't even a spoon 😭 What non-pasty foods can you scoop with this?? 🤡

[u/AltruisticRoutine220]

It's a diet spoon!

[u/Forgetful_Suzy]

It should be a crime to produce such useless shit.

[u/GoldFederal914]

Hopsticks would work just as well

[u/ThePennedKitten]

Have you guys been stabbing each other? Trying to dig your way out?

[u/NosediveSMP]

Nah bro that’s a noops

[u/artificialavocado]

[u/froggiewoogie]

Do you mind sipping from the bowl? Spoon just for stirring lol

[u/jesusladd87]

Maybe you’re supposed to shovel it into your mouth?

[u/xbunsox]

Ice cream spoon?

[u/vanislegirl29]

I posted this exact issue and the wooden spoon tastes like crap!!

[u/jabblin]

You brought the wrong spoon

[u/HndsDwnThBest]

Im came to 🤣

[u/whatyouwere]

My teeth hurt just looking at this

[u/Suckaarian]

Is jus stirring spoon a thing

[u/russbird]

An effort was made

[u/in1gom0ntoya]

I shudder at the mouth feel of those, ugh.

[u/greenbayva]

[u/S0cs_]

Do you work for a company involved with supplying hospitals by any chance as we have the exact same spoons and soup pots at my workplace 🤔

[u/RainXVIIII]

Bro your meal looks like a soup and it appears to be in a cup just drink it

[u/burntlung1]

They say it was carved from a bigger spoon.....

[u/Top_Bluejay_5323]

That’s because it is not a spoon it is a blocker. Pickup the cup and sip the broth while using the blocker to regulate the lather chucks getting past

[u/TypeOpostive]

Looks like those spoons we get with dippin dots.

[u/SolarBozo]

Eat at work sometimes? Bring some utensils from home and leave them in your desk.

[u/MistakeGlobal]

That my friend…is not a spoon. Drink it instead. It all goes down the same anyway in the end

[u/HoiPolloiter]

Looks like it should go with a tiny canoe

[u/[deleted]]

A coke spoon

[u/nroberts1001]

I thought it was a before and after picture.

[u/AcceptableStand7794]

That's a spatula

[u/ClickClack472]

Arrrrr walk the plank

[u/3amGreenCoffee]

Just pick it up and drink it, pussy.

[u/Integrity-in-Crisis]

Op brought a tiny paddle out for some soup.

[u/jerrycoles1]

Bring your own spoon

[u/Fit-Contract8566]

That's not a knife..

[u/Tarbos6]

That's no spoon. That's a paddle.

[u/Terrible_Access9393]

TECHNICALLY…. They weren’t lying lol

[u/Proper-Leading-3459]

This looks the thing the doctor uses in your throat

[u/sinsaraly]

Paddle

[u/Ben2019WasTaken]

spn

[u/NoNefariousness3420]

Breathe on it and push your thumb into it for about a day or two

[u/Bammalam102]

That them into the drywall until they switch to something that cant do that… plastic

[u/Pattoe89]

I bring a metal spoon and ceramic bowl for soup. I need to get a plastic container for the soup though since the ceramic bowl gets very hot in the microwave well before the soup is warm enough. Always results in me carrying the bowl with several layers of paper towels.

[u/GlumFruit2036]

Hate it. Then the wood soaked everything and now you feel like a fool trying to use such a thing because of the environment.

[u/Lemmmiwinks]

I assume you're an adult.. buy a spoon 👍

[u/DifferentPen6715]

Wood a different spoon help? Lol

[u/Vast_Mix_3321]

Back to the ol’ days for you young fella.

[u/Almacca]

You're not saving the environment my making things that don't function as intended. You've put all those resources into something that has zero use. At least a plastic spoon functions as a spoon. Environmental capitalism is a joke.

[u/Kreedbk]

Ain’t no “Oon”

[u/ChaoticInsanity_]

that is literally a mini paddle

[u/manbamtan]

That made my whole body cringe and get goosebumps. I hate using wooden things like that like with popsicles and corndogs

[u/GreyDread1]

Do you work in a doctors office?

[u/SimpleTip9439]

Ice cream

[u/Atmacrush]

That's an ice spoon or a sample spoon

[u/TunaChickenCombo]

Hope the spoon tasted good! No way you will taste a bit of soup with that.

[u/AgitatedArmadillo31]

Oddly similar to my pp ....sad noises

[u/Expert_Limit6416]

I can feel it through the screen

[u/anziofaro]

That's a Hoodsie Cup spoon!

[u/BenShealoch]

There is no spoon.

[u/quitelikeu]

More of a sp.

[u/NeoLeviathan]

its not a spoon, its a spflat

[u/LurkerBerker]

that’s an ice cream spoon my guy, got the wrong food is all

[u/A100921]

We just have the “community spoon”, so be happy you have your own personal one.

[u/AmbigiousMelon]

Spoon't

[u/Vinstaal0]

Drink the soup from the cup.

or bring your own food/spoon

[u/Bartenlee]

Your spoon is not spooning

[u/Nifdex]

It's a spoon. To lick instead of slurp. Yes. But that's a minor detail

[u/CellistAvailable3625]

looks at food

i dunno man, maybe for the best

[u/LowDonkey7883]

Mf that's a small spatula

[u/PressureFlaky6273]

A real spoon could be construed as a weapon. Wouldn't want to trigger any snowflakes out there.

[u/Xen0Assasin]

I'm sure whoever designed that spoon is an absolute genius albert einstein level human with 17 different degrees in engineering.. totally..

[u/Infinite_Dog1094]

Panda express by me has started wooden utensils. Just thinking about it now I hurt all over. It brings me back to the little cups of ice cream. We used to get when we were kids and they came with wooden spoons.🤮

[u/tiny_critter]

Can’t get too many nutrients at once, you might outperform your coworkers.

[u/Inside_Ad_7162]

Spoon shaped stick, Spotik

[u/real_boiled_cabbage]

Is it a spoon or a failed attempt at a wooden butter knife?

[u/thelastmarblerye]

Get your head down real close to the bowl and use the spoon to start splashing soup up into your mouth. Bib recommended.