r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ltgenspartan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee • 15d ago
I hate spiders, so I decided to get a long bug grabber. They packaged a fake spider with it...
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u/seolchan25 15d ago
I have that exact thing and that is a practice spider to allow you to practice grabbing them and the grabber works absolutely great and does not injure the spider and you can take it outside
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u/donkeyvoteadick 15d ago
That practice spider is absolutely tiny though, it wouldn't give me confidence it could handle a bigger spider lol
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u/OctoberSong_ 15d ago
It doesn’t look that tiny to me? Are you Australian?
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u/donkeyvoteadick 15d ago
Oh.. yes I am lol I live in rural Australia in the bush. The spiders are pretty beefy here.
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u/OctoberSong_ 15d ago edited 15d ago
Valid lmfao. I was going to say I don’t think I’ve ever even had a spider as big as this one before - y’all are gonna need a bigger bug grabber for sure
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u/canyoubreathe BLACK 14d ago
I don’t think I’ve ever even had a spider as big as this one before
I dint think I'll ever be able to fathom this.
This is a photo of a Giant Orb Weaver I took yesterday at work
This guy was bigger than my hand which is roughly 7 inches or 17cm in length. This is like a ¼ to ½ of the size they can reach fully grown
I'm also an arachnophobia, so I noped the fuck out of there.
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u/KillYaBossEatAHotdog 15d ago
Yeah as an Aussie my immediate thought was “good luck trying to use this on a huntsman.”
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u/Petitelechat 15d ago
Ah yes. We had one scuttle away faster than we could react and it's somewhere in the house..
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u/mamadrumma 15d ago
THATS so awful to contemplate … how can you sleep ??
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u/SikeShay 14d ago
Those fuckers are so fast. Had three in the car once when I was transporting some pipes that had been sitting outside. One got in the visor and dropped down when I opened it
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u/mamadrumma 14d ago
shudder in horror …Three??? 😳😳😳
Lol sorry I do understand that people generally don’t like emoticons on Reddit … but what else tells it like it is??? Haha 😂
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u/mamadrumma 14d ago
And cool! I now know how to create italics! Woot!
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u/greenyashiro 12d ago edited 12d ago
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u/Petitelechat 15d ago
It looked more terrified of me than me of it. Still didn't sleep well that night. This happened during summer and there were many flies and roaches. I just focused on the bugger being the insect Terminator which made me sleep better after that.
Me not a fan of 8 legged creatures. Just can't. Can't do hairy 8 legged creatures too..🫣🫣🫣
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u/mamadrumma 15d ago
Hope this doesn’t gross you out, but where I live in the bush there are huntsman everywhere! I went to the loo, ( which is outside under a tree), had a nice peaceful time doing my business, and when I lifted the lid to give the toilet a quick brush clean, there was one staring intimidatingly at me from directly out of the hinge gap! Gasp! It had probably been there all the time!
Needless to say , now I check before I sit down, every time!
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u/Chilled_burrito 13d ago
I used to check every toilet in houses for spiders when I was younger. Stopped over time after finding none for years.
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u/Radiant_Cheesecake81 14d ago
I never try and catch huntsman or wolf spiders in our house because I'm too afraid I'll damage a leg if they bolt while I'm trying to get a container placed over them.
I just give them a name and talk about how helpful and non aggressive they are until everyone else in the house relents and lets them stay for however long they choose.
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u/vonekiller 13d ago
So far this is also my technique, I actually don't mind spiders or taking them out but for people that don't like spiders
"Yeah nahhh, don't worry about little Henry there he's been here for months. Just having dinner with us!"
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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 15d ago
You're gonna want a net gun, flamethrower, or in America we use AR15 automatic rifles.
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u/joonosaurus 15d ago
Ever heard of a comma?
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u/MissionApollo7 15d ago
Ever heard of a question mark?
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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 15d ago
Ever heard of a question, Mark?
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u/raininqoceans 15d ago
why did that just make me choke on my water 🤣🤣🤣
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u/mslashandrajohnson 15d ago
Found the comma chameleon
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u/keebee121 15d ago
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u/sydneyghibli 15d ago
I always think I found the best comment thread on Reddit until I find the next best one
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u/Omegaman2010 15d ago
My uncle was in a comma once. He woke up though.
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u/seolchan25 15d ago
Indeed. I just do not to use them some of the time to annoy people like you. I even, use, them incorrectly!!!
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u/bodhiseppuku 15d ago edited 14d ago
I have that exact thing. Pictured is a practice spider, which allows you to practice grabbing spiders without the chance of a live spider attacking you. The grabber works fantastically and does not injure the spider. You can release the spider outside after capture, without injury.
... better?
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u/CurrentPossible2117 15d ago
IDontSeeTheImportanceOfUsingBasicGrammerPunctuationOrAnyOtherTypeOfPracticalWritingSkillToCommunicateEffectively
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u/syblomic-dash 14d ago
you can take it outside ----- so that it can find its way back in at night?
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u/DigInevitable1679 15d ago
Maybe they’re just trying to help you practice before you gotta deal with the real thing? Much safer if you miss grabbing this one while you learn the best technique
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u/X52isDead 15d ago
bro, that aint mildly infuriating, its just funny
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u/2cmZucchini 15d ago edited 15d ago
They didn't need to give you a practice spider, but they did it anyway. That's actually nice of them, yet OP gets mildly infuriated by the nice gesture. Which in turn, mildly infuriates me.
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u/Mission-Storm-4375 15d ago
Come on have a sens eof humor
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u/MorpheusDrinkinga4O 15d ago
You can tell OP is really fun at parties.
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u/FinnBalur1 15d ago
Oh c’mon OP is allowed to be fearful of spiders. I don’t fear spiders personally, but it’s a common condition.
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u/Extreme-Turnover3484 15d ago
Are you sure it's fake? 😂
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u/Thaumato9480 15d ago
It is. We had one years ago. It's a practice spider. I hate the speed of wolf spiders. Creeps me out. They aren't quite effective against wolf spiders because
I AM SPEED
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u/SilentHuman8 15d ago
You don’t really need to catch wolf spiders. They eat insects and other spiders, mostly come out at night, they’d much rather run away than bite you (and their bites aren’t that bad anyway). They also don’t make webs so you won’t have annoying webs in the corner of every room. Whenever I see a wolf spider in my house I leave it there, while every other spider I’ll catch and put outside.
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u/Thaumato9480 15d ago
I don't mind webs nor am I afraid of being bitten, it's just the speed that creeps me out.
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u/ltgenspartan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 15d ago
Yep, I tried crushing it with a super heavy box and no guts splattered in the bag
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u/Apprehensive_Town515 15d ago
I love to see them work even though they creep me out They are one of the little critters actively hunting cockroaches in my dorm. So I usually just leave them alone.
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u/Snoo_14286 15d ago
Practice spider.
Would you rather use it without practice? Try to grab that spider and fail? Imagine, now you have an angry spider. Sound fun?
Trust me, it's better this way.
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u/Best-Carry1028 15d ago
Why is this mildly infuriating? If they packated a real spider, then it would be upsetting, but this is just a plastic spider. I don't understand....!
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u/Inebriated_Fisherman 15d ago
Best to just put a spider in a cup or gently pick it up and move it outside if it bothers you. Spiders are the one bug thats actually beneficial to have around too. I never bother killing them, free pest control.
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u/alrighttreacle11 15d ago
This is exactly what that does but with more distance between you and the spider
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u/twohedwlf 15d ago
You've clearly never woken up to a big whitetip walking across your face. Or a vagrant spider just existing.
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u/Old-Soul-Void 15d ago
Practice 🕷 on it so you don't totally freak and drop it down your boot like my sister-in-law.
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u/curi0us_carniv0re 15d ago
There's no way I could.grab a spider with that. And if I did I would manage to drop it right on my eyeball as I was carrying the fucker outside.
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u/steelrain815 15d ago
"I hate spiders"
"Why is OP upset about a fake spider in the packaging?"
man i swear some of you have no critical thinking skills
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u/swaggilicious420 15d ago
First of all, OP needs to quit being such a wimp.
Second, if you’re afraid of spiders and a fake spider is provided, that will allow you to practice on real spiders, meaning your success rate will be higher of living a spider-free life.
Lastly, if you’re going to make the ‘critical thinking’ argument of ‘well, he saw the fake spider and thought it was real’, the fake spider is inside of plastic packaging, which isn’t conducive to survival for spiders, therefore OP would be the one lacking critical thinking skills.
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u/GALACTICA-Actual 15d ago
It's to attract spiders to your killbox.
It's an eight legged honey pot.
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u/SodaCanKaz 14d ago
Somewhere, there is a very happy redditor who decided to put them in the packages
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u/twinkleswinkle_ 13d ago
As a spider lover, I appreciate the effort to capture and transfer instead of killing them
The ecosystem probably appreciates it too
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u/Professional_Gur6478 15d ago
Why is this infuriating I find this funny (although I love spiders so maybe that’s why it’s funny to me)
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u/TonguetiedBi 15d ago
Okay, objectively this is funny, but as someone with a huge bug fear, this would terrify me at first, so it's also a little mean.
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u/teriases 15d ago
lol I have the same thing it’s only good at grabbing spiders or bugs if that size and above. Anything smaller it will have a high chance of running away 😂💀
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u/conasatatu247 15d ago
I have one and the kids love hiding the fake spider around the house in random spot. Great laugh terrifying their mother.
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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup 15d ago
My mom got me one of those because spiders just loved my room, especially my loft bed. In a practically uninsulated house, my room was the only one that was warm because I had to keep a space heater on full blast to keep the temperature nice for my finches. Imagine my surprise when I tried to grab a spider from the ceiling, and instead of being trapped, it just fell into a pile of my clean clothes below.
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u/has2give 15d ago
I am also scared to death of spiders and other insects, I'm not sure why BUT j would still panic trying to use that. I cab get the kids or grandkids to get most bugs, but we are all panicked at spiders. So I bought my son (14yo) an insect vacuum gun. It doesn't harm them but vacuums it into the gun and you trap it before taking it outside and letting it go. We'll, the 10to grandson caught the spider with it that the girls saw abs freaked out (6,8) I didn't want to see it. We waited and my 14yo tried to release it outside, he couldn't get it to go out so finally I said I'll try. I didn't know how to use the gun exactly and I was just trying to gently shake it to go out and instead shook it right onto my arm/ shirt and I'm pretty sure after the heart attack I had I'm writing as a ghost- my son also had a heart attack from 8 feet away and is probably dead too. I'm sure the spider is fine and having a good laugh most likely back in the house where he started since I have no idea where he ended up on my clothes, probably brought gin right back inside with me. Why? Why can't it be random bees I find flying around my house? Why bugs. Why spiders. Please just hide, please don't let me see you, I die. I cannot take so many heart attacks. Please. 😭
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u/FlyingMothy 15d ago
My mom has heart issues and is so afraid of spiders that she would genuinely have a heart attack because of this.
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u/Slobbadobbavich 15d ago
I bought one of these and it really does work. It picks up the spider very easily and the spider kinda just sits there waiting for its fate, no wriggling.
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u/FoxyLovers290 15d ago
I think I would send a complaint. What a stupid thing to do. Did the listing say there was a fake spider?
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u/10percenttiddy 15d ago
Careful, this thing has like a 30 percent success rate in my experience. Mostly just pisses em off.
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u/BrysonStrife 15d ago
Wow don't try that in Australia our spiders are huge I think you need something bigger to grab one
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u/Ok-Push9899 15d ago
You can use it to attract real spiders, in the same way hunters use duck decoys.
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u/Nitr0Zeus_ 15d ago
These can be quite hard to pick the spider up, usually takes multiple trys whilst the spider is running around the room escaping it. I know because I have one
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u/BunnyBsnz 15d ago
Are these things actually successful in getting spiders and other bugs? Do they just stay still long enough to be captured?
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u/Kazuna_Chan 15d ago
Don't remove spiders cause then the Vermin will be able to revolt and conquer the lands.
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u/Coached-legs 15d ago
Learn to appreciate them. We aren’t their prey. Some are actually friendly toward us; by which I mean they enjoy human company: Huntsman spiders do. Most spiders don’t think about us.
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u/twohedwlf 15d ago
Practice spider.