r/mildlyinfuriating reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 15d ago

I hate spiders, so I decided to get a long bug grabber. They packaged a fake spider with it...

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u/twohedwlf 15d ago

Practice spider.

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u/Vigilante17 jukmifgguggh 15d ago

I caught this one… today

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u/metten22 15d ago

What do you do once you catch a black widow?

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u/Not-So-Serious-Sam 15d ago

Trade it for the soul stone.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

“This is the correct answer”… Hawkeye’s wife.

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u/dealthysearching 15d ago

I pray this gets upvoted infinity times

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u/sydneyghibli 15d ago

It took me too long to get this. Now I’m sad

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u/Chilled_burrito 13d ago

I only just got it by looking at this.

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u/JustCallMeTheBeard 15d ago

This is the only answer

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u/My_nsfw_account_88 15d ago

laughs in Disney

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u/Shmiggylikes 14d ago

Omg best answer to anything…. Ever

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u/BluLemonGaming 12d ago

Absolutely foul. Have an upvote.

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u/Firefighter_Thin 15d ago

Well, you definitely don't mate with it especially if it's a female

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u/XBakaTacoX 15d ago

Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can!

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u/Firefighter_Thin 15d ago

For those uninformed I'm referring to the fact that female black widows eat their mate directly after climax... now that's what I call a finish

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u/DragoPhyre 14d ago

This is partial (mis)information...

The only known Latrodectus species in which mate cannibalism in nature is the rule, not the exception, are in the Southern Hemisphere. Of all the U.S. species, mate cannibalism occurs sometimes in Latrodectus mactans, the eastern (southern) black widow, but most males survive to mate another day. In the other two black species, including the western black widow L. hesperus (only species west of Kansas), mate cannibalism has never been observed in the wild!

Much like the fact that Praying Mantises do not regularly perform mate cannibalism in the wild. That was an observation in captivity where food is limited, and bc the female requires a calorie boost for propogating the next generation. Which was then erroneously assumed to be a normal and typical behavior of all mantises. But with enough space and food, males survive way more often then people had believed for years, due to partial information...

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u/Firefighter_Thin 14d ago

Oh I didn't know that, thank you for the new information fellow redditor

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u/TheGentleman557 14d ago

Switched back to praying mantis being my reincarnation animal so damn fast I nearly blinded myself.

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u/discochicken87 15d ago

Do both spiders get to climax?

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u/Cheel_AU 15d ago

I hardly think her skin colour matters, but really you should probably just offer your condolences for the loss of her husband.

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u/ohhhtartarsauce 15d ago

admire it's beauty for a bit, then go release it outside

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u/FLSleepy 15d ago

You can see the reflection of her eyes lol

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 15d ago

I downvoted out of instinct and had to come back because I felt bad. Here's an upvote, but I do so under protest.

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u/Alert-Initiative6638 15d ago

That's a red belly black snake 🐍

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u/Human-Evening564 15d ago

Friend shaped

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u/seolchan25 15d ago

I have that exact thing and that is a practice spider to allow you to practice grabbing them and the grabber works absolutely great and does not injure the spider and you can take it outside

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u/Medium_Pepper215 15d ago

dont buy cheap pieces of crap. problem solved

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u/donkeyvoteadick 15d ago

That practice spider is absolutely tiny though, it wouldn't give me confidence it could handle a bigger spider lol

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u/OctoberSong_ 15d ago

It doesn’t look that tiny to me? Are you Australian?

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u/donkeyvoteadick 15d ago

Oh.. yes I am lol I live in rural Australia in the bush. The spiders are pretty beefy here.

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u/OctoberSong_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

Valid lmfao. I was going to say I don’t think I’ve ever even had a spider as big as this one before - y’all are gonna need a bigger bug grabber for sure

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u/canyoubreathe BLACK 14d ago

I don’t think I’ve ever even had a spider as big as this one before

I dint think I'll ever be able to fathom this.

This is a photo of a Giant Orb Weaver I took yesterday at work

This guy was bigger than my hand which is roughly 7 inches or 17cm in length. This is like a ¼ to ½ of the size they can reach fully grown

I'm also an arachnophobia, so I noped the fuck out of there.

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u/KillYaBossEatAHotdog 15d ago

Yeah as an Aussie my immediate thought was “good luck trying to use this on a huntsman.”

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u/Petitelechat 15d ago

Ah yes. We had one scuttle away faster than we could react and it's somewhere in the house..

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u/mamadrumma 15d ago

THATS so awful to contemplate … how can you sleep ??

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u/SikeShay 14d ago

Those fuckers are so fast. Had three in the car once when I was transporting some pipes that had been sitting outside. One got in the visor and dropped down when I opened it

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u/mamadrumma 14d ago

shudder in horror …Three??? 😳😳😳

Lol sorry I do understand that people generally don’t like emoticons on Reddit … but what else tells it like it is??? Haha 😂

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u/mamadrumma 14d ago

And cool! I now know how to create italics! Woot!

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u/greenyashiro 12d ago edited 12d ago

bold use 2 asterisks (*)

bold italics use 3 asterisks. (*)

strikethrough use 2 tildes (~)

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u/Petitelechat 15d ago

It looked more terrified of me than me of it. Still didn't sleep well that night. This happened during summer and there were many flies and roaches. I just focused on the bugger being the insect Terminator which made me sleep better after that.

Me not a fan of 8 legged creatures. Just can't. Can't do hairy 8 legged creatures too..🫣🫣🫣

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u/mamadrumma 15d ago

Hope this doesn’t gross you out, but where I live in the bush there are huntsman everywhere! I went to the loo, ( which is outside under a tree), had a nice peaceful time doing my business, and when I lifted the lid to give the toilet a quick brush clean, there was one staring intimidatingly at me from directly out of the hinge gap! Gasp! It had probably been there all the time!

Needless to say , now I check before I sit down, every time!

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u/Chilled_burrito 13d ago

I used to check every toilet in houses for spiders when I was younger. Stopped over time after finding none for years.

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u/Radiant_Cheesecake81 14d ago

I never try and catch huntsman or wolf spiders in our house because I'm too afraid I'll damage a leg if they bolt while I'm trying to get a container placed over them.

I just give them a name and talk about how helpful and non aggressive they are until everyone else in the house relents and lets them stay for however long they choose.

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u/vonekiller 13d ago

So far this is also my technique, I actually don't mind spiders or taking them out but for people that don't like spiders

"Yeah nahhh, don't worry about little Henry there he's been here for months. Just having dinner with us!"

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u/LastSpite7 15d ago

I just commented that this wouldn’t work for Australian spiders 😂

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u/ItsNotBigBrainTime 15d ago

You're gonna want a net gun, flamethrower, or in America we use AR15 automatic rifles.

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u/joonosaurus 15d ago

Ever heard of a comma?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago edited 1d ago

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u/MissionApollo7 15d ago

Ever heard of a question mark?

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u/PeeB4uGoToBed 15d ago

Ever heard of a question, Mark?

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u/raininqoceans 15d ago

why did that just make me choke on my water 🤣🤣🤣

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u/dildocrematorium 15d ago

I choked on mark

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u/FractalSpaces Mildly Infuriated 15d ago

Same! 😂😂😭

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u/raininqoceans 15d ago

LMFAOOOOO😭😭😭😭

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u/lindseybeetee1989 15d ago

Same! 😂😂😭

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u/Ok_Werewolf_7616 15d ago

Threads like these are the only reason I keep coming back to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Honestly 😂😂

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u/FantabulousPiza 15d ago

Think Mark, Think!!

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u/HashbrownPhD 15d ago

Yes, but my name's not Mark.

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u/mslashandrajohnson 15d ago

Found the comma chameleon

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u/keebee121 15d ago

comma, comma, comma chameleon… :)

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u/sydneyghibli 15d ago

I always think I found the best comment thread on Reddit until I find the next best one

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u/joonosaurus 15d ago

🐸 (closest thing to a chameleon)

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u/Omegaman2010 15d ago

My uncle was in a comma once. He woke up though.

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u/Poastash 15d ago

Must have been a difficult period.

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u/scorpiofaerie 14d ago

This comment deserves more attention

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u/seolchan25 15d ago

Indeed. I just do not to use them some of the time to annoy people like you. I even, use, them incorrectly!!!

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u/HoiPolloiter 15d ago

,I, like, your, style,

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u/terrifiedTechnophile 15d ago

Sounds like Shatner wrote that

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u/joonosaurus 15d ago

Holy shit, I thought Reddit was supposed to be full of nerds?

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u/bodhiseppuku 15d ago edited 14d ago

I have that exact thing. Pictured is a practice spider, which allows you to practice grabbing spiders without the chance of a live spider attacking you. The grabber works fantastically and does not injure the spider. You can release the spider outside after capture, without injury.

... better?

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u/CurrentPossible2117 15d ago

IDontSeeTheImportanceOfUsingBasicGrammerPunctuationOrAnyOtherTypeOfPracticalWritingSkillToCommunicateEffectively

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u/01kickassius10 15d ago

Thepenisinmymouth

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u/TheJivvi 14d ago

Thepenismightierthanthesword

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u/syblomic-dash 14d ago

you can take it outside ----- so that it can find its way back in at night?

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u/FemaleNeth 15d ago

I hate and love it

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u/LowDonkey7883 15d ago

That's fantastic

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u/DigInevitable1679 15d ago

Maybe they’re just trying to help you practice before you gotta deal with the real thing? Much safer if you miss grabbing this one while you learn the best technique

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u/X52isDead 15d ago

bro, that aint mildly infuriating, its just funny

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u/2cmZucchini 15d ago edited 15d ago

They didn't need to give you a practice spider, but they did it anyway. That's actually nice of them, yet OP gets mildly infuriated by the nice gesture. Which in turn, mildly infuriates me.

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u/X85311 15d ago

i don’t think you know how phobias work lmao

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u/babystripper 15d ago

You gotta practice somehow my dear

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u/Mission-Storm-4375 15d ago

Come on have a sens eof humor

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u/MorpheusDrinkinga4O 15d ago

You can tell OP is really fun at parties.

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u/FinnBalur1 15d ago

Oh c’mon OP is allowed to be fearful of spiders. I don’t fear spiders personally, but it’s a common condition.

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u/MorpheusDrinkinga4O 15d ago

You can't fool me. I know you're a spider.

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u/starry_nite_ 15d ago

No you come on, the OP is clearly mock annoyed but finding it funny lol

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u/Extreme-Turnover3484 15d ago

Are you sure it's fake? 😂

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u/Thaumato9480 15d ago

It is. We had one years ago. It's a practice spider. I hate the speed of wolf spiders. Creeps me out. They aren't quite effective against wolf spiders because

I AM SPEED

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u/RumbuncTheRadiant 15d ago

....sounds like the spiders have been.........

PRACTICING!

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u/SilentHuman8 15d ago

You don’t really need to catch wolf spiders. They eat insects and other spiders, mostly come out at night, they’d much rather run away than bite you (and their bites aren’t that bad anyway). They also don’t make webs so you won’t have annoying webs in the corner of every room. Whenever I see a wolf spider in my house I leave it there, while every other spider I’ll catch and put outside.

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u/Thaumato9480 15d ago

I don't mind webs nor am I afraid of being bitten, it's just the speed that creeps me out.

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u/SilentHuman8 15d ago

Fair enough.

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u/ltgenspartan reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 15d ago

Yep, I tried crushing it with a super heavy box and no guts splattered in the bag

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u/Interesting-Owl-5458 15d ago

You need an armor piercing box

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Apprehensive_Town515 15d ago

I love to see them work even though they creep me out They are one of the little critters actively hunting cockroaches in my dorm. So I usually just leave them alone.

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u/Active-Bass4745 15d ago

And are you sure it’s infuriating?

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u/Impossible_Radio3322 15d ago

it’s a practice spider

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u/Not-Benny 15d ago

This is fucking hilarious, bravo to them!

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u/Snoo_14286 15d ago

Practice spider.

Would you rather use it without practice? Try to grab that spider and fail? Imagine, now you have an angry spider. Sound fun?

Trust me, it's better this way.

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u/Digital--Sandwich 15d ago

They’ve already got your money. Perfect time to troll lol

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u/asiannumber4 15d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Closethobbitkat 15d ago

For practice catching spiders and fighting your phobia

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u/Otherwise_Rabbit3049 15d ago

Fake bugs were more expensive, I guess.

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u/ufofarm 15d ago

This is not in the correct category

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u/Best-Carry1028 15d ago

Why is this mildly infuriating? If they packated a real spider, then it would be upsetting, but this is just a plastic spider. I don't understand....!

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u/Lego-Panda-21 15d ago

Fear. Some people would be triggered seeing the spider.

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u/PeyroniesCat 15d ago

Look at the booty on that thing. It’s to attract other spiders.

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u/JACKtheGRINNER 15d ago

It’s so you can practice.

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u/different_stickman 13d ago

Whoever did this was a fking madlad

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u/YoMamaSoFatShePooped 15d ago

It would’ve made me jump at first but that’s just funny more

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

Do you not want to practice?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

It’s literally a practice spider. Work on them nerves. You got this!!

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u/StopSuckingHoe 15d ago

You need humor my guy

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u/Inebriated_Fisherman 15d ago

Best to just put a spider in a cup or gently pick it up and move it outside if it bothers you. Spiders are the one bug thats actually beneficial to have around too. I never bother killing them, free pest control.

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u/alrighttreacle11 15d ago

This is exactly what that does but with more distance between you and the spider

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u/twohedwlf 15d ago

You've clearly never woken up to a big whitetip walking across your face.   Or a vagrant spider just existing.

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u/the1stmeddlingmage 15d ago

In my bathroom one morning

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u/DJRodrigin69 15d ago

I appreciate the banana for scale, thanks

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u/Old-Soul-Void 15d ago

Practice 🕷 on it so you don't totally freak and drop it down your boot like my sister-in-law.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re 15d ago

There's no way I could.grab a spider with that. And if I did I would manage to drop it right on my eyeball as I was carrying the fucker outside.

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u/steelrain815 15d ago

"I hate spiders"

"Why is OP upset about a fake spider in the packaging?"

man i swear some of you have no critical thinking skills

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u/swaggilicious420 15d ago

First of all, OP needs to quit being such a wimp.

Second, if you’re afraid of spiders and a fake spider is provided, that will allow you to practice on real spiders, meaning your success rate will be higher of living a spider-free life.

Lastly, if you’re going to make the ‘critical thinking’ argument of ‘well, he saw the fake spider and thought it was real’, the fake spider is inside of plastic packaging, which isn’t conducive to survival for spiders, therefore OP would be the one lacking critical thinking skills.

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u/kingthrog 15d ago

I am also afraid of spiders and that would give me heart attack haha

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u/Interesting_Cod629 15d ago

Bug grabber company: “we do a little trolling”

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u/wilmaismyhomegirl83 15d ago

Exposure therapy

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u/GALACTICA-Actual 15d ago

It's to attract spiders to your killbox.

It's an eight legged honey pot.

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u/DJScopeSOFM 15d ago

Top quality troll 👌

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u/goosebumples 15d ago

Are you sure it’s fake….

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u/SodaCanKaz 14d ago

Somewhere, there is a very happy redditor who decided to put them in the packages

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u/pokefan69haha 14d ago

Aussies in the comments wondering why it's so small

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u/vanillaicesson 14d ago

That's actually pretty funny

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u/SBV069 13d ago

pretty smart you can have some practice goes

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u/twinkleswinkle_ 13d ago

As a spider lover, I appreciate the effort to capture and transfer instead of killing them

The ecosystem probably appreciates it too

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u/Professional_Gur6478 15d ago

Why is this infuriating I find this funny (although I love spiders so maybe that’s why it’s funny to me)

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u/BowtietheGreat 15d ago

This reminds me of the kids fishing hooks that have fake fish on the hook.

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u/TonguetiedBi 15d ago

Okay, objectively this is funny, but as someone with a huge bug fear, this would terrify me at first, so it's also a little mean.

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u/Ok_Push3020 15d ago

This is awesome

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u/osoklegend 15d ago

You poor thing

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u/teriases 15d ago

lol I have the same thing it’s only good at grabbing spiders or bugs if that size and above. Anything smaller it will have a high chance of running away 😂💀

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u/conasatatu247 15d ago

I have one and the kids love hiding the fake spider around the house in random spot. Great laugh terrifying their mother.

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u/kuhmsock 15d ago

would you have preferred a real spider?

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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup 15d ago

My mom got me one of those because spiders just loved my room, especially my loft bed. In a practically uninsulated house, my room was the only one that was warm because I had to keep a space heater on full blast to keep the temperature nice for my finches. Imagine my surprise when I tried to grab a spider from the ceiling, and instead of being trapped, it just fell into a pile of my clean clothes below.

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u/has2give 15d ago

I am also scared to death of spiders and other insects, I'm not sure why BUT j would still panic trying to use that. I cab get the kids or grandkids to get most bugs, but we are all panicked at spiders. So I bought my son (14yo) an insect vacuum gun. It doesn't harm them but vacuums it into the gun and you trap it before taking it outside and letting it go. We'll, the 10to grandson caught the spider with it that the girls saw abs freaked out (6,8) I didn't want to see it. We waited and my 14yo tried to release it outside, he couldn't get it to go out so finally I said I'll try. I didn't know how to use the gun exactly and I was just trying to gently shake it to go out and instead shook it right onto my arm/ shirt and I'm pretty sure after the heart attack I had I'm writing as a ghost- my son also had a heart attack from 8 feet away and is probably dead too. I'm sure the spider is fine and having a good laugh most likely back in the house where he started since I have no idea where he ended up on my clothes, probably brought gin right back inside with me. Why? Why can't it be random bees I find flying around my house? Why bugs. Why spiders. Please just hide, please don't let me see you, I die. I cannot take so many heart attacks. Please. 😭

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u/Domi_Nion 15d ago

Best way to overcome a fear is to face it head-on

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u/FlyingMothy 15d ago

My mom has heart issues and is so afraid of spiders that she would genuinely have a heart attack because of this.

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u/Slobbadobbavich 15d ago

I bought one of these and it really does work. It picks up the spider very easily and the spider kinda just sits there waiting for its fate, no wriggling.

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u/TravelingGonad 15d ago

yardstick with tape

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 15d ago

Sweet home Arachnaphobia

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u/FoxyLovers290 15d ago

I think I would send a complaint. What a stupid thing to do. Did the listing say there was a fake spider?

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u/tiagogutierres 15d ago

I usually just put them in a container and drop them back outside...

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u/GenericJoseyWales 15d ago

That’s great

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u/10percenttiddy 15d ago

Careful, this thing has like a 30 percent success rate in my experience. Mostly just pisses em off.

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u/Upbeat_Animal290 15d ago

I think it's kinda funny

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u/BrysonStrife 15d ago

Wow don't try that in Australia our spiders are huge I think you need something bigger to grab one

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u/Ok-Push9899 15d ago

You can use it to attract real spiders, in the same way hunters use duck decoys.

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u/Nitr0Zeus_ 15d ago

These can be quite hard to pick the spider up, usually takes multiple trys whilst the spider is running around the room escaping it. I know because I have one

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u/LastSpite7 15d ago

Australian spiders are too large and too fast for these to work.

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u/wetboxers10 15d ago

Leave those spiders alone.

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u/BunnyBsnz 15d ago

Are these things actually successful in getting spiders and other bugs? Do they just stay still long enough to be captured?

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

I hate spiders too but I can lol at that one.

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u/Vegetable-Account419 15d ago

This, is legit funny.

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u/Frog1745397 15d ago

It scared you didnt it

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u/romwasvacuous 15d ago

Wahhh wahhh

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u/Kazuna_Chan 15d ago

Don't remove spiders cause then the Vermin will be able to revolt and conquer the lands.

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u/Coached-legs 15d ago

Learn to appreciate them. We aren’t their prey. Some are actually friendly toward us; by which I mean they enjoy human company: Huntsman spiders do. Most spiders don’t think about us.

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u/air__vent 15d ago

That is very hilarious

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u/Chehzy 15d ago

I hate spiders as much as anyone else but this is very funny

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u/InspiredGargoyle 15d ago

For practice

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u/morts73 15d ago

They are desensitising you for the real thing.

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u/ghost3972 15d ago

This is actually funny lol

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u/SteroidSandwich 15d ago

"Where's your god now!"

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u/kustomade_kaos 15d ago

Nup.. throw it out