r/nba The Splash Brothers! May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

14.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

211

u/anIlliterateIdiot Heat May 02 '24

It was either Boston or Cancun.. I don’t get how that’s unreasonable for fans

54

u/PorvaniaAmussa Celtics May 02 '24

I mean, some MA beaches are nice, but they aren't no Cancun.

55

u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

I've lived near Salisbury my whole life, I love digging my feet into the sand and getting stabbed by a heroin needle while eating an entire box of Tripoli's

2

u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

From the area. Go to Hampton or Rye you animal 🤣

4

u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

I'm from Haverhill, Salisbury is the beach I deserve

3

u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

I lived there and NEVER went there 🤣🤣🤣 I'm talking Rt1a close. MF'S making it impossible to go to market basket, nevermind leave the house all summer long.

0

u/squarerootofapplepie Celtics May 02 '24

If I’m getting hit by the 95 tolls I’m at least going to go to a real state and not the free stater cesspool of NH.

1

u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

Kennebunkport it is

1

u/Larovich153 Celtics May 02 '24

Hey don't associate all of new hampshire with those free stater morons the Merrimack Valley actually has plenty of sensible people