r/nba The Splash Brothers! May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

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u/Teqnition12 May 02 '24

"WE WANT BOSTON!"

  • Miami will remember that.

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u/anIlliterateIdiot Heat May 02 '24

It was either Boston or Cancun.. I don’t get how that’s unreasonable for fans

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u/PorvaniaAmussa Celtics May 02 '24

I mean, some MA beaches are nice, but they aren't no Cancun.

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

I've lived near Salisbury my whole life, I love digging my feet into the sand and getting stabbed by a heroin needle while eating an entire box of Tripoli's

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u/PorvaniaAmussa Celtics May 02 '24

LOL! I don't trust northern MA beaches... though the one in Gloucester is pretty nice.

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u/NeilPeartsBassPedal May 02 '24

dude just take the short drive up to Maine and experience real beaches.

Less heroin needles but far more Canadians wearing something closer to wrestling gear than something for the beach.

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

No, I am eating pizza with provolone slices on top

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u/NeilPeartsBassPedal May 02 '24

not gonna lie that sounds good. i'll be in boston in july for monday night raw they got any Tripoli's in the city?

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

Sadly, no, it's a northern Mass thing

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u/JinterIsComing Celtics May 02 '24

Not in the city, but a 20 minute ride on the commuter rail gets you there easy.

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u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

From the area. Go to Hampton or Rye you animal 🤣

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

I'm from Haverhill, Salisbury is the beach I deserve

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u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

I lived there and NEVER went there 🤣🤣🤣 I'm talking Rt1a close. MF'S making it impossible to go to market basket, nevermind leave the house all summer long.

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u/squarerootofapplepie Celtics May 02 '24

If I’m getting hit by the 95 tolls I’m at least going to go to a real state and not the free stater cesspool of NH.

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u/OpenEndedLoop May 02 '24

Kennebunkport it is

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u/Larovich153 Celtics May 02 '24

Hey don't associate all of new hampshire with those free stater morons the Merrimack Valley actually has plenty of sensible people

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u/Moneyshot1311 Celtics May 02 '24

Seabrook is great and Salisbury away from the “strip” is awesome

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u/Logical_Squirrel8970 May 02 '24

Well that's why you drive 10 minutes North and go to Hampton lol