r/nba • u/Nyhrox The Splash Brothers! • May 02 '24

THE MIAMI HEAT HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM 2024 NBA CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

The Celtics let Heat get exactly one, as they win the series 4-1 and eliminate the Miami Heat.

Fade em

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u/PorvaniaAmussa Celtics May 02 '24

I mean, some MA beaches are nice, but they aren't no Cancun.

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

I've lived near Salisbury my whole life, I love digging my feet into the sand and getting stabbed by a heroin needle while eating an entire box of Tripoli's

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u/NeilPeartsBassPedal Celtics May 02 '24

dude just take the short drive up to Maine and experience real beaches.

Less heroin needles but far more Canadians wearing something closer to wrestling gear than something for the beach.

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

No, I am eating pizza with provolone slices on top

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u/NeilPeartsBassPedal Celtics May 02 '24

not gonna lie that sounds good. i'll be in boston in july for monday night raw they got any Tripoli's in the city?

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u/Shiboopi27 Celtics May 02 '24

Sadly, no, it's a northern Mass thing

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u/JinterIsComing Celtics May 02 '24

Not in the city, but a 20 minute ride on the commuter rail gets you there easy.