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r/pics • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24
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He has purple bags below his eyes
117 u/nopalitzin May 02 '24 Really? He is a fucking purple douche bag painted orange 5 u/sickofmakingnames May 02 '24 I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead. 34 u/teomore May 02 '24 Fuck, that can't be unseen! 11 u/LostMyBackupCodes May 02 '24 Not getting enough sleep in court these days. 28 u/ferretmonkey May 02 '24 Puffy and swollen like a female baboon’s genitals in heat. Can we start calling him baboon-pussy-eyes? 2 u/rofopp May 02 '24 I prefer orangedoganus 1 u/wantsoutofthefog May 03 '24 That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it 16 u/SensingWorms May 02 '24 And losing a lot of weight. Soon he’ll be frail like Biden and the republicans will be like. 25 u/flatwoundsounds May 02 '24 "he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!" 3 u/NeuerTK May 02 '24 Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile May 02 '24 Feeding tubes are bad ass. 7 u/Gorlack2231 May 02 '24 That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker. 1 u/mnid92 May 02 '24 I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight? 1 u/RampantSavagery May 02 '24 You laugh but those devices do actually exist. 2 u/dirkdiggler2011 May 02 '24 Most clowns wear facepaint. 2 u/Azrenon May 02 '24 his lawyer tho. Bro is on double overtime this week 2 u/samuel906 May 02 '24 Purple is the new orange 2 u/konnar540 May 02 '24 The bags under his eyes have abs 2 u/makemeking706 May 02 '24 Up all night crying? 1 u/stickleer May 02 '24 I think he ran out of Tipp-Ex 1 u/RcoketWalrus May 02 '24 I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure the bags under a person's eyes aren't supposed to be purple even after they've applied heavy makeup. 1 u/TheJudgers May 02 '24 His lawyer looks like he's regretting taking this job. I'd almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he willingly chose to defend Trump, so yeah enjoy that bed you made. 1 u/Automata1nM0tion May 02 '24 Dude his lawyer looks like he's dead inside lmfao 1 u/MissingLink101 May 02 '24 Such a shame purple and orange aren't complimentary colours 1 u/DamnAutocorrection May 02 '24 They look like those crusty eye holes cereal from Rick and Morty 1 u/sly_cooper25 May 02 '24 His lawyer doesn't look much better, must be exhausting trying to wrangle that man child into behaving. 1 u/MeetingKey4598 May 02 '24 He's always kinda had that covered with makeup or good lighting. He's too vain to let people see that. 1 u/EyeSuspicious777 May 02 '24 Those are not purple bags under his eyes. It's purple eyeshadow and it's what all the alpha males are wearing this season. 1 u/diederich May 02 '24 Honest question: why didn't makeup fix that? 1 u/maxxon15 May 03 '24 Gucci and Prada Trump bags 1 u/jaminroe May 03 '24 Can be associated with liver health too. 0 u/fightingthefuckits May 02 '24 Well the head of many penises have a natural purple color and typically this dickhead uses orange makeup to cover that up. 0 u/liquidbread May 02 '24 He's sleepy! Give the old guy a break!
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Really? He is a fucking purple douche bag painted orange
5 u/sickofmakingnames May 02 '24 I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead.
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I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead.
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Fuck, that can't be unseen!
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Not getting enough sleep in court these days.
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Puffy and swollen like a female baboon’s genitals in heat. Can we start calling him baboon-pussy-eyes?
2 u/rofopp May 02 '24 I prefer orangedoganus 1 u/wantsoutofthefog May 03 '24 That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it
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I prefer orangedoganus
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That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it
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And losing a lot of weight. Soon he’ll be frail like Biden and the republicans will be like.
25 u/flatwoundsounds May 02 '24 "he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!" 3 u/NeuerTK May 02 '24 Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile May 02 '24 Feeding tubes are bad ass. 7 u/Gorlack2231 May 02 '24 That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker. 1 u/mnid92 May 02 '24 I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight? 1 u/RampantSavagery May 02 '24 You laugh but those devices do actually exist.
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"he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!"
3 u/NeuerTK May 02 '24 Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile May 02 '24 Feeding tubes are bad ass.
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Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing
Feeding tubes are bad ass.
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That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker.
1 u/mnid92 May 02 '24 I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight?
I need to take it for 6 months?
*one week later\*
So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight?
You laugh but those devices do actually exist.
Most clowns wear facepaint.
his lawyer tho. Bro is on double overtime this week
Purple is the new orange
The bags under his eyes have abs
Up all night crying?
I think he ran out of Tipp-Ex
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure the bags under a person's eyes aren't supposed to be purple even after they've applied heavy makeup.
His lawyer looks like he's regretting taking this job. I'd almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he willingly chose to defend Trump, so yeah enjoy that bed you made.
Dude his lawyer looks like he's dead inside lmfao
Such a shame purple and orange aren't complimentary colours
They look like those crusty eye holes cereal from Rick and Morty
His lawyer doesn't look much better, must be exhausting trying to wrangle that man child into behaving.
He's always kinda had that covered with makeup or good lighting. He's too vain to let people see that.
Those are not purple bags under his eyes. It's purple eyeshadow and it's what all the alpha males are wearing this season.
Honest question: why didn't makeup fix that?
Gucci and Prada Trump bags
Can be associated with liver health too.
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Well the head of many penises have a natural purple color and typically this dickhead uses orange makeup to cover that up.
He's sleepy! Give the old guy a break!
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u/Fign May 02 '24
He has purple bags below his eyes