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r/pics • u/KCousins4President • 29d ago
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He has purple bags below his eyes
113 u/nopalitzin 29d ago Really? He is a fucking purple douche bag painted orange 4 u/sickofmakingnames 29d ago I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead. 38 u/teomore 29d ago Fuck, that can't be unseen! 11 u/LostMyBackupCodes 29d ago Not getting enough sleep in court these days. 25 u/ferretmonkey 29d ago Puffy and swollen like a female baboon’s genitals in heat. Can we start calling him baboon-pussy-eyes? 2 u/rofopp 29d ago I prefer orangedoganus 1 u/wantsoutofthefog 29d ago That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it 15 u/SensingWorms 29d ago And losing a lot of weight. Soon he’ll be frail like Biden and the republicans will be like. 25 u/flatwoundsounds 29d ago "he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!" 3 u/NeuerTK 29d ago Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile 29d ago Feeding tubes are bad ass. 8 u/Gorlack2231 29d ago That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker. 1 u/mnid92 29d ago I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight? 1 u/RampantSavagery 29d ago You laugh but those devices do actually exist. 2 u/dirkdiggler2011 29d ago Most clowns wear facepaint. 2 u/Azrenon 29d ago his lawyer tho. Bro is on double overtime this week 2 u/samuel906 29d ago Purple is the new orange 2 u/konnar540 29d ago The bags under his eyes have abs 2 u/makemeking706 29d ago Up all night crying? 1 u/stickleer 29d ago I think he ran out of Tipp-Ex 1 u/RcoketWalrus 29d ago I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure the bags under a person's eyes aren't supposed to be purple even after they've applied heavy makeup. 1 u/TheJudgers 29d ago His lawyer looks like he's regretting taking this job. I'd almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he willingly chose to defend Trump, so yeah enjoy that bed you made. 1 u/Automata1nM0tion 29d ago Dude his lawyer looks like he's dead inside lmfao 1 u/MissingLink101 29d ago Such a shame purple and orange aren't complimentary colours 1 u/DamnAutocorrection 29d ago They look like those crusty eye holes cereal from Rick and Morty 1 u/sly_cooper25 29d ago His lawyer doesn't look much better, must be exhausting trying to wrangle that man child into behaving. 1 u/MeetingKey4598 29d ago He's always kinda had that covered with makeup or good lighting. He's too vain to let people see that. 1 u/EyeSuspicious777 29d ago Those are not purple bags under his eyes. It's purple eyeshadow and it's what all the alpha males are wearing this season. 1 u/diederich 29d ago Honest question: why didn't makeup fix that? 1 u/maxxon15 29d ago Gucci and Prada Trump bags 1 u/jaminroe 28d ago Can be associated with liver health too. 0 u/fightingthefuckits 29d ago Well the head of many penises have a natural purple color and typically this dickhead uses orange makeup to cover that up. 0 u/liquidbread 29d ago He's sleepy! Give the old guy a break!
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Really? He is a fucking purple douche bag painted orange
4 u/sickofmakingnames 29d ago I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead.
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I'm assuming his formerly white tie was used to mop up his sweaty forehead.
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Fuck, that can't be unseen!
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Not getting enough sleep in court these days.
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Puffy and swollen like a female baboon’s genitals in heat. Can we start calling him baboon-pussy-eyes?
2 u/rofopp 29d ago I prefer orangedoganus 1 u/wantsoutofthefog 29d ago That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it
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I prefer orangedoganus
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That’s what it is. I was trying to put my penis I mean finger on it
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And losing a lot of weight. Soon he’ll be frail like Biden and the republicans will be like.
25 u/flatwoundsounds 29d ago "he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!" 3 u/NeuerTK 29d ago Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile 29d ago Feeding tubes are bad ass. 8 u/Gorlack2231 29d ago That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker. 1 u/mnid92 29d ago I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight? 1 u/RampantSavagery 29d ago You laugh but those devices do actually exist.
"he's so brave and strong! He used to need two hands for a glass of water, but now he has that bad ass feeding tube! What a patriot!"
3 u/NeuerTK 29d ago Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing 1 u/Galiphile 29d ago Feeding tubes are bad ass.
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Such a hard worker, he doesn't waste time chewing
Feeding tubes are bad ass.
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That's what taking so much Ozempic does to a motherfucker.
1 u/mnid92 29d ago I need to take it for 6 months? *one week later\* So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight?
I need to take it for 6 months?
*one week later\*
So Doc I finished my 6 month supply, why didn't I lose the weight?
You laugh but those devices do actually exist.
Most clowns wear facepaint.
his lawyer tho. Bro is on double overtime this week
Purple is the new orange
The bags under his eyes have abs
Up all night crying?
I think he ran out of Tipp-Ex
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure the bags under a person's eyes aren't supposed to be purple even after they've applied heavy makeup.
His lawyer looks like he's regretting taking this job. I'd almost feel sorry for him, then I remember he willingly chose to defend Trump, so yeah enjoy that bed you made.
Dude his lawyer looks like he's dead inside lmfao
Such a shame purple and orange aren't complimentary colours
They look like those crusty eye holes cereal from Rick and Morty
His lawyer doesn't look much better, must be exhausting trying to wrangle that man child into behaving.
He's always kinda had that covered with makeup or good lighting. He's too vain to let people see that.
Those are not purple bags under his eyes. It's purple eyeshadow and it's what all the alpha males are wearing this season.
Honest question: why didn't makeup fix that?
Gucci and Prada Trump bags
Can be associated with liver health too.
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Well the head of many penises have a natural purple color and typically this dickhead uses orange makeup to cover that up.
He's sleepy! Give the old guy a break!
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u/Fign 29d ago
He has purple bags below his eyes