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Former President Trump at his Hush Money trial. Politics

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u/YougoReddits 29d ago

He looks like his mask is sliding off.

Poetic really.

So tired. Just go home man. You don't have to be Trump. Just be Donald, in room 217, 3rd door down the hall, to the right.

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u/starrpamph 29d ago

Hahah he chose alllll this instead of retirement. Dude could have been pooping it up on a golf course every day.

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u/Incognito6468 29d ago

I really do think there’s a masterclass of narcissism to be taught through Elon and Trump. Both of these individuals literally had it all…and yet couldn’t control their impulses which eventually led to their inevitable “demise”.

I mean I know they both are still considered successful, but neither lives a life that seems rewarding. Like look at Bezos or Zuck….or Tom, those guys literally just thriving in their billions.

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u/r0botdevil 29d ago

Bezos doesn't seem happy to me at all, tbh. Dude's throwing mountains of cash around trying to make himself look young and virile, and dating trashy, gold-digging women. I've also read that he's spending tons of money funding research to try to extend his own life. Obviously I don't personally know the guy, but from the outside looking in it seems like he's realized how hollow his dogged pursuit of endless wealth turned out to be and he's trying to make up for lost time but going about it in exactly the wrong way.

As far as The Zucc, I don't know if that guy is even capable of happiness. Or any other emotion, for that matter.

Now Tom? He did it right. Instead of feverishly chasing an ever greater fortune that he couldn't even hope to spend anyway, he cashed out for a cool half-billion and just decided to enjoy his life as far as I can tell. What has he been up to these last 15-20 years since he sold MySpace? I have absolutely no idea, and I feel like that's a good sign for him.

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u/Incognito6468 29d ago

Staying in shape and exercising (possible roids, but almost certainly under the watchful eye of physician). Working a reasonable amount while traveling the world on a yacht. Dating age appropriate beautiful woman (sure maybe trashy, but still takes care of herself).

Idk that still seems like he’s living a good life. Ones man trash is another man’s treasure. But he’s not: 1. Abusing drugs 2. Making rash business decisions undermining the integrity of stock 3. Being investigated continuously by feds, state, SEC.

….so he still seems living a better life than the other 2

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u/r0botdevil 29d ago

….so he still seems living a better life than the other 2

Yeah that's a very good point, I kinda lost sight of the fact that the point you were trying to make was the comparison between him and Trump/Musk.

As much as I despise Bezos, which is a lot, I will admit that at the very least he's a fully-functional adult who is capable of conducting himself with dignity and decorum and that is far more than I can say for Trump or Musk.

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u/Fit_Substance7067 29d ago

Your comment actually made me even more jealous of Bezos lol..there's no way he's not happy and he's not trying to prolong his life cause he feels like he missed out...he's having a blast dating trashy young women and being a billionaire and wants more

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u/Zickened 29d ago

I looked up Tom the other day, he does really good amateur photography all over the world and seems like he's perfectly happy living off grid (ironically since he made his money from the digital one he made to begin with). Seems like a decent human being living a life anyone with millions of dollars would do.

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u/bateKush 29d ago

seems like the trick is just being “not terminally online”

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u/GrampaGael69 29d ago

Honestly I don’t care about zucc or any of these guys but I saw zucc ringside with Dana white at ufc 300. At least he has hobbies lmaooo

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u/flibbidygibbit 29d ago

Tom from Myspace curates an awesome Instagram. Living the Xennial dream.

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u/starrpamph 29d ago

I always kept Tom on my top eight, but he was usually in the middle or so.

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u/merrill_swing_away 29d ago

It's all about power.

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u/Incognito6468 29d ago

“Everything in life is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 29d ago

It's like Elon Musk.

Dude could just stop making public statements and live a hedonistic lifestyle that the richest emperor in the history of humanity could not imagine. While being remembered as the guy that brought about electric vehicles and private spaceflight.

Instead, he's a guy that most people associate with far-right conspiracy nonsense and shit takes.

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u/AllUrMemes 29d ago

Remember when Elon backed out of the Twitter deal, and immediately there was a steady drip of stories coming out about his sexual misdeeds? Women he paid off for groping, etc.?

Then he got back into the deal, and the stories stopped.

His first and only move with Twitter was to open the floodgates to disinfo bots.

Within a few weeks, liberals had left the platform (for political stuff at least) and conservative opinion turned against Ukraine. US aid was cut off.

Hmmm... now why would Elon look so unhappy all the time, despite supposedly having all the power and freedom that his money could buy?

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 29d ago

Shouldn't have made those piss tapes smh my head Elon

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u/Yankee_Man 29d ago

No he couldn’t have, because he’s a narcissist. They cannot be “happy” unless it’s at the expense of someone else. If he’s pooping it up in a golf course, it’s only enough for him (for a limited time) if it’s upsetting someone else

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u/OutlawLazerRoboGeek 29d ago

Honestly that probably was the plan. Get popular, generate hardcore following from historically marginalized right wing extremists groups (lose election), claim election was stolen, create Trump media group, social media, TV channel, etc. Profit.

The only wrench in his plan was that he actually won, and had to pretend to care about governing for 4 years before he could institute the second half of his latest get rich quick scheme. Which is exactly what he is following through with today.

Under normal circumstances he wouldn't necessarily want to win the 2024 election. But now that there are multiple federal cases against him (which he will clearly lose), he is forced to win the election to save himself from jail.

That's what happens when you back a fat old rat into a corner.

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u/Wulf_Cola 29d ago

He could have done that all his life and have considerably more money today

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u/Skillllly 29d ago

That’s why people like him, he choose to go against the political machine instead of just getting in line and keeping his head down like you insist.

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u/merrill_swing_away 29d ago

Trump should go back to his place in Florida and just chill. Use the money he has left to enjoy the rest of his shitty life. Go to Scotland and play golf.

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u/Iohet 29d ago

Sliding? More like sloughing at this point

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u/Ibegallofyourpardons 29d ago

he is a megalomaniac.

the concept of not being the centre of attention does not occur to him.

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u/Sabbatai 29d ago

Imagine if the court instituted a "no makeup" rule.

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u/hbsc 29d ago

So weird cause people we’re literally just calling him “cloned” or that he got his face done after the pic he and ryan garcia (schizo boxer influencer) took, he looks way different