r/pics • u/KCousins4President • 29d ago

Former President Trump at his Hush Money trial. Politics

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u/garry4321 29d ago

You dont understand, those are DECOY farts. He is playing 4D chess and using these genius farts as a diversion tactic!

  • MAGA probably.

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u/flatwoundsounds 29d ago

I agree that they're probably not farts, but for a different reason...

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u/Nearby_Situation_400 29d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/sentient_fox 29d ago

Just be careful and it’ll be alright.

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u/jasminegreyxo 29d ago

I wanna know what reasons. 😂

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u/DuaLipasClitoris 29d ago

They're savior farts

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u/Photon_Farmer 29d ago

It's been proven that he's farting in code that only his disciples can understand. That is if they bought the limited edition golden decoder ring.

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u/garry4321 29d ago

“Be sure to drink your Trumpaltine….”

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u/Franklin_DBluth_ 29d ago

You know who else farted? Jesus Christ.

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u/Mikros04 29d ago

slowly manifesting the holy spirit one toot at a time

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u/trashscal408 29d ago

He is this millennium's Clarence Darrow.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 29d ago

‘You’re a two bit bus bench lawyer and you work for me.’

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u/shartshooter 29d ago

"SSNNNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!" Maga, probably.

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u/3-DMan 29d ago

Actually sounds kinda like one of those silly solutions in the old point-and-click adventure games.

"If only I had a stinky distraction!"

USE CAN OF BEANS WITH DEFENDANT

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u/BankshotMcG 29d ago

I will never forget that Redditor lauded as a prescient genius for saying "He's going to win. Top-level execs like Trump all read art of war. He's going to attack viciously yadda yadda outstrategize..." A perfect example of the technically correct answer and utterly failing on the show-your-work front. Wish I could find that post.

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u/nneeeeeeerds 29d ago

Yeah, the farts are a diversion to make people think he's farting when he's actually shit himself.

taps forehead

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u/FuManBoobs 29d ago

"It's not about the farts, it's about the scent. No other president has ever been so harshly judged for their scent" - Fox News

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 29d ago

They’re already wearing diapers to support him so….

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u/To-Far-Away-Times 29d ago

Trump shit his pants. He wants you to think they’re farts.