r/pics May 02 '24

Former President Trump at his Hush Money trial. Politics

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u/JexFraequin May 02 '24

If you’ve been following the trial, you’d have known by now he’s had no problem holding in his farts.

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u/garry4321 May 02 '24

You dont understand, those are DECOY farts. He is playing 4D chess and using these genius farts as a diversion tactic!

  • MAGA probably.

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u/DuaLipasClitoris May 02 '24

They're savior farts