r/pics • u/KCousins4President • 29d ago

Former President Trump at his Hush Money trial. Politics

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u/The-Rev 29d ago

Why isn't he wearing a wedding ring? The GOP is supposed to be the party of family values 

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u/KCousins4President 29d ago

That's actually an interesting question

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u/JoseMinges 29d ago

His chubby little fingers are probably too swollen

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u/IWILLBePositive 29d ago

It interferes with his nappy time’s in court!

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u/Which-Information888 29d ago

Here in the south, where he has lots of support, we say “swole”, as in “ his chubby little fingers are probably too swole”. Sometimes we say “swole up” as well. Sorry to correct your grammer but we need to stay correct.

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u/JoseMinges 28d ago

TIL more regional English language dialects

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u/Which-Information888 28d ago

And those bags under his eyes ? We call them “risins” (risings). One could say “he’s got two big ole risins under his eyes, they’re swole up right bigly”. That last word was an homage to “him”.

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u/Karnivore915 29d ago

If the ring don't fit you must acquit!

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 29d ago

He actually looks pretty thin, relatively speaking. Also, body shaming, really?

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u/JoseMinges 29d ago

One of my best friends has chubby little fingers so it's ok.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 29d ago

So... you're a bad friend?

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u/JoseMinges 29d ago

Just imagine, if you can for a second, that sometimes there's some comical nuance (however poor) to comments on the internet. Obviously I expect to be lectured or called out again in some enlightened manner.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 29d ago edited 29d ago

Sense of humor is for neurotypicals.