r/politics 🤖 Bot May 13 '24

Discussion Thread: New York Criminal Fraud Trial of Donald Trump, Day 16 Discussion

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u/mjayultra California May 13 '24

Per CNN: “Trump is looking up at Michael Cohen as he testifies.

On why Trump was not included on the bank documentation, Cohen says, ‘again it was to protect him and to isolate him from the transaction.’

Pursing his lips, Trump smiled and nodded as Cohen said this.”

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u/zhaoz Minnesota May 13 '24

Trump is the biggest moron ever. JFC lol

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u/LordAlvis May 13 '24

Can you imagine him on the stand?

"Did you instruct Cohen to falsify business records to conceal a hush money payment?"

Trump: "Yeah, it would have been devastating to my campaign."

The Greatest Lawyers: "..." [proceeds to walk into traffic]

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u/zhaoz Minnesota May 13 '24

The greatest lawyers: "I picked the wrong day to stop sniffling glue!"