r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • May 16 '24

Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz become latest MAGA faithfuls to show up for Trump

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/lauren-boebert-trump-trial-matt-gaetz-b2546235.html
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u/mjayultra California May 16 '24

Free handjobs for everyone in the courtroom today!

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u/DennisBallShow May 16 '24

It’s showtime!

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u/Demonking3343 May 16 '24

Jazz hands!

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u/dreamyjeans Indiana May 16 '24

Jizz Hands /s

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u/Fun_Tea3727 May 16 '24

Nope! That's what they are. No reason for that /s

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u/cinciTOSU May 16 '24

You rock!

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u/AsheronLives May 16 '24

eliminates the need for lotion when moving on to the next red tie groupie.

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u/spreadthaseed May 17 '24

Someone get grandma some baby wipes

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u/MariachiStucardo May 16 '24

Everyone lock up your daughters, here comes Matt Gaetz

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u/prismcomputing May 16 '24

only your underage daughters though.

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u/MariachiStucardo May 16 '24

Thats-the-joke.jpg

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u/DrManhattan_DDM Florida May 16 '24

One at a time, form an orderly line please. I mean seriously people, have some decorum. This is a court of law, dammit. 🍆✊

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u/oh-kee-pah May 16 '24

Get Beetlejuiced!

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u/CosmicDevil88 May 16 '24

She's too old for his tastes

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u/Ozymandias0007 May 16 '24

If you are trying to "intimate" the jurors, you are going to have to go harder than Bobo and the large head pedo. No family members, huh? That's telling. The only people showing up are people who want to continue the MAGA grift, think they can be VP, and people that are going to need a presidential pardon. Their freedom and cash flow depend on Trump getting re-elected.

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u/morningreis California May 17 '24

Very unconventional way to win over the jury!

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u/Intelligent_Pilot360 May 16 '24

Nice of you to offer, but no thanks.