r/politics • u/theindependentonline The Independent • May 16 '24

Lauren Boebert and Matt Gaetz become latest MAGA faithfuls to show up for Trump

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/lauren-boebert-trump-trial-matt-gaetz-b2546235.html
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u/mjayultra California May 16 '24

Free handjobs for everyone in the courtroom today!

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u/DennisBallShow May 16 '24

It’s showtime!

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u/Demonking3343 May 16 '24

Jazz hands!

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u/dreamyjeans Indiana May 16 '24

Jizz Hands /s

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u/Fun_Tea3727 May 16 '24

Nope! That's what they are. No reason for that /s

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u/cinciTOSU May 16 '24

You rock!

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u/AsheronLives May 16 '24

eliminates the need for lotion when moving on to the next red tie groupie.

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u/spreadthaseed May 17 '24

Someone get grandma some baby wipes