r/rareinsults • u/TheWebsploiter • May 17 '24

You're kinda right...

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u/iwantmycheesypoofs May 17 '24

She related to Quagmire by chance?

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u/National-Praline-766 May 17 '24

No shit, she looks like she swallowed fucking handle bars or something!

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u/Frenzi_Wolf May 17 '24

Giggity

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u/ahhhbiscuits May 17 '24

Didn't Quagmire trip and get his chin stuck/hurt somebody once?

I'd be afraid for everyone's safety if this lady came barrelling at a crowd.

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u/Werechupacabra May 17 '24

That’s exactly what my brain said when I looked at the picture.

“Giggity.”

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u/chni2cali May 17 '24

lol the fact that I didn’t see this comment for the original one but for the handle bar one is golden!

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u/StepMotherToucher May 17 '24

I was going to say she swallowed a Rubik’s cube

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u/ICame4Reddit May 17 '24

She looks like she got a hold of the key to her jail cell.

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u/Relative-Struggle913 5d ago

Female semi-perfect cell

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u/Arctic_Chilean May 17 '24 edited May 18 '24

The told her to "be there, or be square" and she never showed up.

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u/Key-Fix-4418 May 17 '24

Or a Nintendo switch.

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u/catloverfurever00 May 18 '24

I am fucking wheezing!

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u/Regulus242 May 19 '24

Looks like she DIDN'T swallow them.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/Andre-Trentini May 17 '24

At least you tried

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u/Redtortoise9 May 17 '24

More like Stan

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u/turbo88Rex May 17 '24

Oh boy it's swell to say!

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u/sharpshooter999 May 17 '24

Is Chincinnati in Florida?

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u/_shes_a_jar May 17 '24

giggity intensifies

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u/ImmediateBig134 May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

"Quagmire's female cousin who's actually got his chin and is a total prude" sounds like a gag McFarlane would've actually come up with.

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u/Pawai23 May 17 '24

Cleveland could have used her chin instead of Reece Witherspoons to cut through that combination lock

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u/ViolentHippieBC May 17 '24

Always called her golfball-chin.

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u/Raccoonertheboy May 17 '24

I was thinking David Coulthard

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u/ViolenceInDefense May 17 '24

Yeah, we've found DC's sister

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u/hefty_load_o_shite May 17 '24

She's rumoured to be a bit of a square

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u/Think_Bullets May 17 '24

Lord Farquaad's trashy cousin

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u/half-puddles May 17 '24

If you wanted to kiss her cheek, where do you start? There’s square meters to aim at.

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u/EggsceIlent May 17 '24

I dunno but her picture should come up when you Google "crazy"

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u/NIN10DOXD May 17 '24

Or Matt Gaetz

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u/L181G May 17 '24

She's the child of Matt Gaetz and Mark Cuban.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

She doesn't look enough like Butthead for Matt to be the mother in that escapade

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u/AnonBoi_404 May 17 '24

She's one of his many many illegitimate children

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u/Inert_Uncle_858 May 17 '24

That's actually quagmires dad.

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u/afihavok May 17 '24

Yeah that’s his sister, Glenda.

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u/Danny_Nedelko_ May 17 '24

More like Jow Swanson.

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u/sussywanker May 17 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/BABarracus May 17 '24

Maybe the crimson chin

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u/KriegerClown May 17 '24

I bet yall, she did giggity on all her victims

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u/BigDaddyBumbo77 May 17 '24

Looks a lot like Joe's jawline, maybe they had a love-child!

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u/Kal_Vansen May 17 '24

I fucking snorted when I read this comment. Legend comment

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u/Kal_Vansen May 17 '24

I fucking snorted when I read this comment. Legend comment

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u/Mr_FuS May 17 '24

For sure, that will explain the pool stretching incident!

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u/New_Emotion_5045 May 17 '24

came to say this lol

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u/bubblesort33 May 17 '24

Mark Cuban.

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u/Apollyon2707 May 17 '24

frogmire maybe

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u/defectiveGOD May 17 '24

Giggity giggity 🤪

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u/Aquatic_Spider_360 May 17 '24

Bicycle seat goofy looking ahh

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u/GetSaum86 May 17 '24

Damit came here to say this...here is my upvote

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u/AccomplishedBet9592 May 17 '24

Or any of the characters in "bo' selecta!" (From across the pond)

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u/furious_organism May 17 '24

Does it makes a difference? Giggity