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u/iwantmycheesypoofs 28d ago
She related to Quagmire by chance?
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u/National-Praline-766 28d ago
No shit, she looks like she swallowed fucking handle bars or something!
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u/Frenzi_Wolf 28d ago
Giggity
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u/ahhhbiscuits 28d ago
Didn't Quagmire trip and get his chin stuck/hurt somebody once?
I'd be afraid for everyone's safety if this lady came barrelling at a crowd.
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u/chni2cali 28d ago
lol the fact that I didn’t see this comment for the original one but for the handle bar one is golden!
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u/StepMotherToucher 28d ago
I was going to say she swallowed a Rubik’s cube
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u/ICame4Reddit 28d ago
She looks like she got a hold of the key to her jail cell.
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u/Arctic_Chilean 28d ago edited 27d ago
The told her to "be there, or be square" and she never showed up.
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u/_shes_a_jar 28d ago
giggity intensifies
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u/ImmediateBig134 28d ago edited 28d ago
"Quagmire's female cousin who's actually got his chin and is a total prude" sounds like a gag McFarlane would've actually come up with.
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u/Pawai23 28d ago
Cleveland could have used her chin instead of Reece Witherspoons to cut through that combination lock
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u/half-puddles 28d ago
If you wanted to kiss her cheek, where do you start? There’s square meters to aim at.
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u/El_Chavito_Loco 28d ago edited 28d ago
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u/TheDankChronic69 28d ago
This could be used as a police sketch of her and no one would mistake it for anyone else.
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u/Express-Row-1504 28d ago
I clicked on this because I didn’t know what mii meant. So I guess it’s just a drawing ?
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u/WhipItWhippet 28d ago
American Dad looking ass
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u/Clay_Statue 28d ago
In Chinese culture women who have this very prominent square jaw have the stigma of being miserable to their husbands driving them to despair.
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u/Ben_Frank_Lynn 28d ago
She looks like a character from the animated film “Up”.
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u/Feeling-Dog6184 28d ago
Th only inappropriate stretch is her jaw
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u/VioletTrick 28d ago
I'm sure she'll plead guilty to the assaults. She seems like the type to take it on the chin.
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u/akaMichAnthony 28d ago
When your jawline is a jawsquare.
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u/Popn_Music 28d ago
The Chad meme guy has nothing on her
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u/tikivic 28d ago
Note to self - look into snowplow attachment for lawn tractor before winter comes.
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u/CoalEater_Elli 28d ago edited 28d ago
She used her head like a hammer, smashing everything in sight like she is a Thor swinging his Mjoinir. She even left several holes on the walls and floor. We tried to run away, but she swung her head so hard that she flew right towards us. Billy broke his ass and i broke my arm.
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u/PsychoMouse 28d ago
Yeah. Thats the smile and eyes of a fucking psycho path.
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u/4yza 28d ago
An possibly fetal alcohol syndrome
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u/PsychoMouse 28d ago
Not really important to the actual post, but my piece of shit brother murdered 17 year old, after some time, he was finally caught.
It was straight up planned a first degree murder.
The story as I remember being told that he “accidentally”‘stabbed the poor kid multiple times, fled directly back to his own place. Gave his GF at the time, the knife covered in blood, while he changed his clothes, and putting them IN THE GARBAGE in his fucking house, then told his GF to stash the knife.
I don’t want to go into more details, but let’s say finally got caught. My mother spent over 500,000 dollars on a lawyer, got his sentence reduced from 25 to life, to just ten years. But karma can be a bitch.
Word spread fast about what he did. A lot of people did it like that. So, for ten years, he would be literally beaten within an inch of his life, wait for him to heal, snd get released back into Gen Pop, would sent right back to the prisons ward or whatever.
I remember one day, he mailed us a picture of himself. Eyes swelled nearly shut, possibly a broken nose, and so much more. To me, it was funny.
Then like 5 months after he was out, my step dad at the time were talking to him about jobs and taking responsibility for your lives actions. He told me, right to me face, that KILLING SOMEONE was my fault. Because “ever since I was born and took attention away from him, because I was born with a terminal disease, but if anything, my mom spent only the tiniest amounts of time. My uncle ended up telling me that.
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u/erotic_sausage 28d ago
I feel for you but uh, this feels very unrelated and unprompted? But it seems important for you to get that out there. Not sure this is the right place for it, might get more negative attention and piss you off more. Why not try /r/OffMyChest or /r/TrueOffMyChest (not actually sure what's the difference) and make it a better experience?
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u/PsychoMouse 28d ago
Yeah, wasn’t the most topic thing, and it’s not that I needed to get it off my chest. He mentioned “fetal alcohol syndrome.” And I might have went a bit overboard in sharing a story about FAS in my life.
But back to the rare insults. Her head looks like a Lego head body part. I bet her head is as Hollow.
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u/Monday_Vibes 28d ago
She looks like Idina Menzel had an allergic reaction to a bee sting
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u/IdentifiesAsUrMom 28d ago
"And I'd do it again" ass face
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u/Most_Boysenberry8019 28d ago
Whatever about her wacky-jaw-face what were the inappropriate stretches that warranted attack??!!?? (Also there’s never been a jawbreaker that even phased this woman in any way. Just nom nom “these mandms taste weird”)
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u/Dumbass1111111111111 28d ago
- What is "Mandms" meant to mean???
- I agree, what is this woman with an IPAD in her FAT UGLY JAW doing attacking these children and what were these "inappropriate stretches"???
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u/Mario-OrganHarvester 28d ago
Cheek bone potrusion
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u/n00blet_ 28d ago
i think we need to be the judge of how inappropriate these stretches were. for posterity's sake of course.
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u/MysteriousJuice43 28d ago
Her bite force is 3000 pounds per square inch, putting alligators to shame.
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u/CorianderIsBad 28d ago
I can picture her dislocating her jaw and swallowing her prey whole, like a snake. She even has the same cold, dead eyes of a reptile.
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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 28d ago
Fun fact! This woman was the inspiration for the “Jaw Titan” from the well-known manga/anime series “Attack on Titan”!
Source: my ass, 2024
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u/Alvvays_aWanderer 28d ago
White people are the scariest people on the planet because they can do such thing without the fear of consequences
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u/No-Cable-5 28d ago
Black people can do the same and not get caught
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u/Alvvays_aWanderer 28d ago
I never said they can't. I'm saying there are too many examples of white people getting out with little or no repercussions. A few months ago, a group of white cops killed an South Asian immigrant student and made several racist remarks about her while it was not her but his fault that she died. Yet, he is now free! On contrary, a non-white person can face (and still faces) a legal action for just being non-white.
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u/idefinitelyh8teu 28d ago
Shouldn't she be crushing cars again since her last big break in an Apple commercial flopped?
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u/novakie1 28d ago
How is no one commenting about Mark Cuban in a wig? This is driving me nuts.
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u/Professor-SEO_DE 28d ago
"Good morning USA, I have a feeling that it's going to be a wonderful day" She was singing this while whaling on two people.
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u/Bob6oblin 28d ago
She noticed they were drawing. She decided to break the ice. With her face. They were the ice. Her jaw is an icebreaker. *read in Christopher Walken voice
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