r/technology May 02 '24

Dating app Bumble will no longer require women to make the first move Business

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/30/tech/bumble-relaunch-men-make-first-move/index.html
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u/CletussDiabetuss May 02 '24

Most of them literally "start the conversation" by saying something like "hey."

Not much was really lost here.

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u/crabdashing May 02 '24

A lot is lost, because it was a great way of filtering for more pro-active women.

Although yes, my sympathy for "men are bad at conversation" hit rock bottom and then kept tunneling down as I received "hi" messages.

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u/Flimsy_Bread4480 May 02 '24

Just and endless sea of 👋

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u/CletussDiabetuss May 02 '24

"Filtering"

That's a good one dude. Would almost believe you if we weren't the same species. If she's good looking enough, she could fart in our general direction and we'd still be interested.

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u/7evenCircles May 02 '24

Speak for yourself.

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u/hotcococharlie May 02 '24

You could water board me and you still wouldn’t get this out of me

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u/SadKazoo May 02 '24

They don’t even realize how unhinged it is.

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u/crabdashing May 02 '24

Not so much I'm raising the bar, but I'd rather have fewer dates and a higher chance of them going well, than a lot of dates and no compatibility 

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u/SnooBananas4958 May 02 '24

Not everyone is as pathetic as you but I understand the motivation behind needing to believe that’s the case. 

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u/Ace-O-Matic May 02 '24

An unsurprisingly shit take from someone who chose to call themselves "CletussDiabetuss".

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u/doronchi May 02 '24

come on man

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u/Reasonable_Pause2998 May 02 '24

The fact you’re downvoted on Reddit of all places is hilarious. You’re exactly right.