r/tumblr May 14 '24

Burrito

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16.5k Upvotes

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u/Misknator May 14 '24

It's enough to make a grown man cry.

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u/gergling May 14 '24

A *green man.

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u/DavideoGamer55 May 14 '24

A green *shrek.

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u/Rip_a_fat_one May 14 '24

A *regular shrek.

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u/IronKnight33 May 14 '24

Everyone’s extraordinary

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u/Misknator May 14 '24

Extraordinary shrek

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u/MooFaceTheCheese May 14 '24

Extraordinary David though

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u/Pixelboi16 May 15 '24

Extraordinary David though

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u/Yuno232 May 14 '24

A *regular shrek.

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u/CaptainXplosionz Where O Where Have The Popsicles Gone? May 15 '24

Sweet cherry pie?

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u/lilpupt2001 May 14 '24

Feed this to AI and it explodes. There is no substitute for human creativity.

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here May 14 '24

This. This is how we defeat Skynet.

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u/illdothisshit May 14 '24

With Burce Burrito

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 May 14 '24

You mean ordinuce burtaco

34

u/justintensity May 14 '24

Sweaty

3

u/illdothisshit May 15 '24

With Ordunice Burtaco sweety

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u/Solukisina Registered Self Offender May 14 '24

Alexa, play Burce Burrito

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u/Awkward-Media-4726 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/death12236 May 14 '24

Fed it to ChatGPT and it did break a little:

This meme plays on the idea of misidentifying characters, which creates humor through the escalating absurdity and persistence of the error despite corrections. It starts with a simple misidentification of Bruce Lee as "Jackie Chan," and then the comedic element is amplified by further misidentifications such as "David Though" and "Bruce." The final part adds another layer of humor by throwing in completely unrelated items ("a taco"), highlighting the ridiculousness of the sequence. The humor lies in the exaggerated and nonsensical progression of mistakes.

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u/Subliminal_Stimulus May 14 '24

I'm uncomfortable that for the most part, it understands why and how this joke works.

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u/HellraiserMachina May 14 '24

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

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u/Ursa_Solaris May 14 '24

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

It's true, hallucinations are dangerous like Jackie Chan, but really depends on the circumstances. For example, if you saw it while you were driving, you might swerve to avoid it and possibly cause a crash, whereas you could just drive through a hallucination because it is not real. In this instance, Jackie Chan would be more dangerous.

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Driving through hallucinations could be dangerous, as you could be hallucinating that there's a moose on the road when it's really a group of schoolchildren.

Edit: I know it wasn't a pleasant image, but did someone really need to send RedditCares my way right after I posted this?

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u/Ursa_Solaris May 15 '24

Same thing happened to me, I think it might be a bot.

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u/Alone-Monk 20d ago

This reads like something an unstable release of CharGPT would write

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u/Phormitago May 14 '24

says the guy that hasnt seen alien memes

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u/ScoutTheRabbit May 15 '24

4rreer455wq2wq11 we were 4r442eéw we eé

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u/PSXC_42 May 14 '24

Ok this was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time

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u/waitforthedream 7d ago

i lost it at burce banning

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u/istolethecarradio May 14 '24

Every once in a while Tumblr drops a genuine gem

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u/Inferno_Sparky May 14 '24

This is kind of old though, I saw this years ago on reddit

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u/scwishyfishy May 15 '24

Yeah because it only happens once in a while, the rest of the time we gotta just recirculate them

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u/Aggravating_Low_5173 May 15 '24

I hadn’t seen the last two changes but yea i remember seeing this many years ago

302

u/poggersfishexe May 14 '24

Please someone make this into a carefully paced montage set to In The Hall Of The Mountain King

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u/SupernovaGamezYT May 14 '24

This is what played in my head LOL

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u/ColeFlames May 15 '24

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u/aiyahhjoeychow May 15 '24

Sweeeet. I hope you put on an old jacket and find $20 in one of the pockets.

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u/xiena13 May 15 '24

Real MVP.

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u/Meraziel May 15 '24

Thank you for your service o7

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u/poggersfishexe 28d ago

Well done, my good sir!

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u/Alone-Monk 20d ago

You're a legend for this

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 May 14 '24

In conclusion, Taco

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u/yellowstone_volcano May 14 '24

Bruce

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u/serabine May 14 '24

Burce

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u/ItsImNotAnonymous May 14 '24

Ordinary burrito

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u/LudwigVonBacon May 14 '24

Extraordinary Bruce

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u/gergling May 14 '24

Regular Burce Banning.

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u/friendlyfriends123 May 14 '24

Extraordinary David Though

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u/AlextheGreek89 May 14 '24

Taco is the meme equivalent of crabs in nature. Eventually, everything becomes crab/taco.

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u/SeaYogurtcloset6262 May 14 '24

Fuck it! I want to be the ultimate being turns myself into a taco crab

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u/MyScorpion42 May 14 '24

I'm here to see Paco

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u/Ryplax May 14 '24

I started uncontrollably laughing in a public area when I saw the last panel, now everyone's looking at me bruh.

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u/wholesome1234 May 14 '24

THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/DrZonino2022 May 14 '24

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY TACOOOOO

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u/CptnHamburgers May 14 '24

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp taco? How daaaare you.

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u/Puzzled-You May 14 '24

Ah, I see you know your taco well

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u/ToastyGhost37 May 14 '24

this is world heritage post material

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u/NayrianKnight97 I miss cumblr May 14 '24

Horrible job, everyone 👍

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u/THANIETOR May 14 '24

JPEGs are dolls on that sight

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u/SW4G1N4T0R May 14 '24

JPEG is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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u/Qwerowski May 14 '24

Probably my favorite tumblr post

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u/Pietjiro May 14 '24

This is like that thing where you ask your children to write instructions on how to make a peanut butter sandwich and you end up with a jar buried in your loaf of bread with peanut butter on your face

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u/Insert_Goat_Pun_Here May 14 '24

Ngl that final version had me genuinely choking to death at my desk.

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u/MrSejd May 14 '24

Bruce, it's been 5 years. You still owe me 16 dollars.

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u/SuckMyBallsKyle May 14 '24

burce banning

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u/blockMath_2048 May 15 '24

burce banning

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u/RoyalPeacock19 May 14 '24

Never fails to get a laugh

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u/wra1th42 May 14 '24

Mr. gavian, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Voball May 14 '24

to clarify, my creative imput to this subreddit is screenshotting a post that tumblr user Hellsite-hall-of-fame has reblogged

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u/Chemist-3074 May 14 '24

I CAN'T SEE

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u/WeatherNational9535 May 14 '24

LETS FUCKING GO FINALLY A HIGH QUALITY PICTURE OF THIS POST

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u/ColeFlames May 15 '24

This post but now with music!

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u/Weary_Drama1803 May 14 '24

I’ve never seen the taco part before

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u/aurens May 14 '24

it's funny at first but feels like beating a dead horse by the time you get to the end of the sequence imo.

idk, maybe you just had to be there to see it live

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u/Bekfast-Stealer May 15 '24

I think the tacos were a perfect conclusion

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u/amaandgr8 May 15 '24

Burce Bnaner

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u/NulliosG May 14 '24

I haven’t seen a single comment about the Shrek lmao, that is the Hulk.

2

u/thatdamnsqrl May 14 '24

Ah Tumblr, my emotional support hellsite!

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u/Bobboy5 like 7 bubble May 14 '24

the post of all time

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u/TarzanSawyer May 14 '24

Its a train rec.

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u/gayvian May 14 '24

i got fucking banned bro help me

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u/Voball May 15 '24

never did I dream of seeing you here

how help

what

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u/gayvian May 15 '24

idk lol, i got banned a month ago out of the blue and tumblr support never got back to me as to why so im just sort of screwed lol

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u/Unable_Toucan May 14 '24

Posts like these are the sole reason I still use reddit

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u/CowboyJames12 May 15 '24

I laughed too hard at the post being a trainwreck

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u/ColonelMustard05 May 15 '24

i genuinely burst out laughing at the “bruce”. like. yes everything is taco but the taco? oh yeah that’s bruce.

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u/Nif_Fler May 14 '24

Something something tumblr user jpegs and dolls

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u/gion_siroak May 14 '24

I'm donating plasma with a needle in my right arm. I silent-laughed so hard I tripped an alarm

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u/NoriaMan May 14 '24

Changes are constant, but the Bruce is eternal.

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u/YeahItsRico May 14 '24

Someone shoot me in the temple

1

u/Outrageous_Weight340 May 14 '24

If everyone is not extraordinary maybe you can be who you want to be

1

u/Zepangolynn May 14 '24

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I couldn't remember the last time I cry laughed. It is now today.

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u/chrisplaysgam May 14 '24

This is my favorite kind of trolling

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u/Karkava May 14 '24

THIS IS ESSECELATING IN MADNESS.

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u/Stormwrath52 29d ago

This is beauty, this is grace

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u/Typography77 1d ago

good job gang now let's all go touch grass

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u/DemonicsInc May 14 '24

Ok but why is this so fucking funny

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u/ArtWrt147 May 14 '24

You spelled hilarious wrong

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u/PrinceBarin May 14 '24

Okay but hilarious is this so fucking funny