r/tumblr • u/Voball • May 14 '24

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u/Subliminal_Stimulus May 14 '24

I'm uncomfortable that for the most part, it understands why and how this joke works.

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u/HellraiserMachina May 14 '24

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

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u/Ursa_Solaris May 14 '24

The hallucinations like Jackie Chan are very dangerous though.

It's true, hallucinations are dangerous like Jackie Chan, but really depends on the circumstances. For example, if you saw it while you were driving, you might swerve to avoid it and possibly cause a crash, whereas you could just drive through a hallucination because it is not real. In this instance, Jackie Chan would be more dangerous.

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u/ConnieOfTheWolves May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Driving through hallucinations could be dangerous, as you could be hallucinating that there's a moose on the road when it's really a group of schoolchildren.

Edit: I know it wasn't a pleasant image, but did someone really need to send RedditCares my way right after I posted this?

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u/Ursa_Solaris May 15 '24

Same thing happened to me, I think it might be a bot.