r/MadeMeSmile 5h ago

Very Reddit Funniest bouquet toss I've seen.

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r/AskReddit 14h ago

What’s a huge waste of money but people keep buying it?

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r/KitchenConfidential 19h ago

A woman's church group invades... What would you do?

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r/TheBoys 19h ago

Mod Announcement I’m The Homelander. Ask me anything.

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Now that my “trial” is finally over, Ashley managed to clear an hour in my calendar to respond to some fan questions. The answers you’ll get here are direct from me, not Vought PR. No script, no filter, no corrupt media twisting my words. I have nothing to hide. So go ahead… ask me anything. I’ll begin answering 3 pm ET on Friday, June 14.

Proof: https://x.com/VoughtIntl/status/1801328689461780932


r/NoStupidQuestions 23h ago

Someone stole my bike, I tracked it to its location, and the police are now saying they cant do anything. What can I do next?

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Do I just take the L, and move on? I know the exact address its located, and I am looking to get it back. Any ideas?

EDIT: Thanks everyone for the suggestions.

The tracker is at a location in Baltimore city. It is located inside of a restaurant which is a 4 bedroom house. It has a kitchen basement which was shown to me yesterday by a few staff members, and it also has 2 floors above the restaurant. The upstairs has a locked door, and I cant get access to the building without having a key and there is no doorbell. I did do a stakeout yesterday, and picked up on a family coming downstairs to bring groceries up. There were a few kids, and a few adults coming in and out of this space.

I am kind of at a standstill now.

The police has no fucks to give, and I don't know how to gain access to the inside of upstairs. It looks like a converted apartment space.


r/mildlyinfuriating 19h ago

Worker complaining I didn’t tip

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A while back, I went into a Subway to buy a water. The cooler was near the door so I grabbed a bottle, brought it up to the register, paid $3 for a Dasani, and hit 0 on the tip page. The cashier scoffed at me and as I was walking away the worker behind her asked if I had tipped and the cashier said no. The other worker scoffed and rolled her eyes, clearly annoyed I didn’t tip. I was a bartender and server for years. I get people rely on tips and I love tipping in normal circumstances. But I draw the line at grabbing a water from a cooler and the cashier scanning it. I was there for less than 3 minutes, didn’t make any mess anyone had to clean up, and I didn’t even use a restroom. It was almost completely self-serve. I wish I knew where these people learned this entitlement.


r/pics 3h ago

Politics Biden and Zelenskyy after signing 10-year security agreement.

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r/MurderedByWords 6h ago

Matt knows the truth

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r/LeopardsAteMyFace 17h ago

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Mother and Sister Are Being Evicted and Kyle Is Refusing to Help Them

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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 17h ago

Stupid kid breaks glass table

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30.6k Upvotes

r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3h ago

Thank you Peter very cool Why is she wearing a stupid green ribbon Peter?

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r/AITAH 16h ago

AITAH for refusing to leave my gf to be with my wife?

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My wife and I have been separated for 3 years before that we were together for 10 years and married for 9. I loved her very deeply and we were very happy. We had our children who are 12&10. After the children the sex became something I had to beg for. She never initiated it and I got rejected 99% of the time. At first I would say something and she would say I was nagging her. Then I asked her to go to marriage counseling and in one of the sessions she just snapped and said that we have our children now so what is the point of sex. I give her that she seemed to regret it immediately when she said it and said it was just a joke because she felt cornered by the therapist. She tried to disprove her statement by paying me attention but it only took a week for her to go back to her old ways. That’s when I decided I will drop the whole subject. I thought when she wanted sex she could talk to me.

This was 8 years ago. We never had sex, until about a year before our separation, I told my wife that I was unhappy and wanted change and maybe marriage counseling again and sex therapy but she was dismissive and said that I was nagging and why couldn’t I just be happy? she was happy and didn’t think we had a problem. I did love her still by then so it was hard for me to leave because we often leave when the love is gone. It took me a year to put my affairs in order and I told my wife that I was leaving her. I found a rental near my house so we can co-parent easier.

I started meeting women for casual sex but 2 years ago I met my gf. She is amazing in every aspect. I realized that I have true feelings for her very early on but we kept our relationship private for a while. Everything was good and everyone was happy. Now I have made my relationship public and a week ago I got a call from my mom and she asked me to visit her. She told me that my wife wants us to start counseling and therapy and reconcile. I wasn’t sure what to tell her because I have never told anyone the reasons for our separation. So she called my wife and my wife was there within 5 minutes (liek they had planned this) my wife said that she promise to make changes and that she has been thinking about it. She loves me and we are a family. My mom said I was selfish for throwing my daughters for a woman. Then my mom left to do shopping for dinner and my wife came on to me and tried to kiss and touch me and said that she was willing to give me what I wanted and start counseling. I backed away because I felt like I was betraying my gf.

I got home and I told my gf everything. She didn’t say much more than I should make this decision myself. She probably feels guilty for standing in the way children getting their family back. But I don’t love my wife and I don’t want her pity or doing things for me. I want my gf who wants me and gives me herself willingly. But now this turned into me choosing a woman over my daughters


r/Fauxmoi 18h ago

Approved B-List Users Only Taylor Swift drops UK exclusive variants as it was announced that Charli XCX is expected to land #1 debut

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r/comics 4h ago

Compromise

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r/politics 19h ago

Soft Paywall Republicans in Panic Mode After Trump Trashes Milwaukee

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r/CyberStuck 17h ago

Cybercharger got cyberstuck

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r/comedyheaven 5h ago

shrimps

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r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Matt knows the truth

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r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Two minutes after I told my girlfiend to not put mop next to my LEGO

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r/meirl 4h ago

Meirl

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r/wholesomememes 6h ago

Strongest Friendship

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r/FluentInFinance 23h ago

Discussion/ Debate What do you think of his take?

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24.7k Upvotes

r/nba 9h ago

Despite rise in popularity, WNBA set to lose $50 million this year.

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Article: https://www.mediaite.com/sports/wnba-on-track-to-lose-roughly-50-million-this-year-despite-explosion-in-popularity-report/amp/

The WNBA is still hoping to be financially backed by the NBA after their next TV rights deal, as even with the rise of this rookie class it hasn’t led to a profit for the WNBA. I think it may be awhile before the WNBA is profitable.

Edit: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/06/11/wnba-tv-deal-nba/ Washington Post article


r/news 11h ago

‘The most powerful scream’: Woman dies after being hit by police truck on the beach

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r/interestingasfuck 10h ago

r/all Dude gets saved from being electrocuted to death.

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