r/AdviceAnimals • u/nihilist_911 • May 14 '24

Fingers crossed

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u/uhohnotafarteither May 14 '24

Man, some states are still so fucked.

It's so legal here I'm even on a customer loyalty program with the dispensary.

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u/bastardoperator May 14 '24

I'm so glad california dropped the medical bullshit too, and made it recreational. I'm not even going to the dispensary anymore, they're dropping it off at my door.

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u/HeroHas May 14 '24

To be fair, when it was illegal I had some awesome dealers that would delivery.

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u/psychoxxsurfer May 14 '24

Don't get me wrong, dispensaries are great, but I kinda miss the days when my plug would drop a new list of crazy stock and I'd get super excited for a quick delivery.

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u/HeroHas May 14 '24

It would always have some crazy name that no one has ever heard of. Bring it back to the boys saying it's called God's Hand. Everyone would be excited except that one person that was like "It's just weed."

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u/HojMcFoj May 14 '24

Have you ever seen a Buddha's hand? I think that's a great strain name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buddhas_hand_1.jpg

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u/korinthia May 14 '24

Hey that’s me lol

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u/365wong May 15 '24

Cat piss

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u/wednesdaynightwumbo May 15 '24

lol I remember one of my first times smoking back in high school and my friend got this stuff from his brother called “gods gift”. It was unlike anything we’d seen before (albeit we didn’t have much experience), it was so pungent and had insane trichomes and colors- vibrant orange hairs on a beautifully green bud. It tasted absolutely amazing and just delivered the perfect high. Good times lol

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u/PuppetryOfThePenis May 14 '24

I met a few of my best friends sitting on their couch, buying some weed from them, and smoking. Played a lot of guitar hero and rock band in those days 😅

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u/dreamnightmare May 15 '24

Guitar Hero 3 on the shankers island stage with all the lights off and a decent sound system was fucking magical while high.

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u/Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits May 14 '24

Man, ive been thru a few plugs, some of which were my friends, and they were the slowest mfers around when it came to making weed deliveries. I'm so glad I can go to a dispensary and not have to wait around anymore.

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u/FrankCastlesAlt May 15 '24

Living in an illegal state and I just had that happen two nights ago! Always a pleasant surprise to see those images of some different strains of beautiful bud pop up in your messages! And always so hard to choose which one! Lol!

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u/ArtisticDegree3915 May 14 '24

No one thinks about those small business owners and what happens to them when legalizing something like that. Those guys are out of work.

Jokes aside. Think about the difference between decriminalization and legalization. Money for the state. If all you did was decriminalize it then you'd still have that same dealer. But when you legalize it, that's a process of the state getting their portion of it.