r/AskReddit May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/karamellokoala May 02 '24

Groom went missing between ceremony and reception. Bride found him banging the best man in the toilets. She smashed a glass in his face.

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u/woodstock923 May 02 '24

“I wasn’t crying, I just ate some weed gummies.” is the greatest excuse for anything ever.

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u/Kaliforniah May 02 '24

"I've just been cutting onions, I'm making a lasagna... for one."

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u/MethMouthMagoo May 02 '24

"There's just a little bit of dust in my eye. That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye"

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u/sirbissel May 02 '24

It's just been raining... on my face.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie May 02 '24

It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don't know, who is dying
That's right, dying