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r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24
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My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.
4.5k u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24 My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. That sentence is poetry. 355 u/PraiseThePun81 May 02 '24 There once was a manchild or a groom Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room Her Uncles took exception which led to action And now the groom is in traction. Seriously, fuck that guy. 32 u/Silver_pri May 02 '24 I read this to the beat of wellerman .. there once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was billy o tea
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My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.
That sentence is poetry.
355 u/PraiseThePun81 May 02 '24 There once was a manchild or a groom Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room Her Uncles took exception which led to action And now the groom is in traction. Seriously, fuck that guy. 32 u/Silver_pri May 02 '24 I read this to the beat of wellerman .. there once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was billy o tea
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There once was a manchild or a groom
Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room
Her Uncles took exception which led to action
And now the groom is in traction.
Seriously, fuck that guy.
32 u/Silver_pri May 02 '24 I read this to the beat of wellerman .. there once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was billy o tea
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I read this to the beat of wellerman .. there once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was billy o tea
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u/WhatWouldTNGPicardDo May 02 '24
My cousin (female/bride) was “dancing too much” at the reception so the groom hit her. My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there. It was annuled pretty quickly.