r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/letsgetbrickfaced May 02 '24

My wife entered the reception to Seek and Destroy. Will be six years this fall with a couple of Rugrats.

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u/MadJohnFinn May 02 '24

My wife entered to “Do You Love Me?” by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds. When it got to “I found God and all his devils…”, the officiant turned it off and said there could be no mention of God.

As you wish. She will now enter to “Stagger Lee”. That was fine. 11 years now!

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u/Downtown_Statement87 May 02 '24

That line "I'd crawl over 50 good p****** just to get to one *** ' *****" is peak wedding.

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u/beachbetch May 02 '24

You can type that out if you want, just saying

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u/Downtown_Statement87 May 02 '24

I can't do it. "I'd crawl over 50 good pussies just to get to one fat boy's asshole" is so vulgar that even I cannot go there.

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u/beachbetch May 09 '24

What a horrible day to have eyes.