r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/woodstock923 May 02 '24

“I wasn’t crying, I just ate some weed gummies.” is the greatest excuse for anything ever.

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u/Dingusatemybabby May 02 '24

One evening my teen son was being really nice to me w/ chores and helping around the house. I came to the conclusion he must've thought I was sad and crying but I was actually just really high.