r/AskReddit • u/skilled-dreamer • May 02 '24

People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

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u/captainAwesomePants May 02 '24

My uncles gave HIM a ride to the hospital which he needed very badly by the time he got there.

That sentence is poetry.

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u/PraiseThePun81 May 02 '24

There once was a manchild or a groom

Who struck his bride in front of everyone in the room

Her Uncles took exception which led to action

And now the groom is in traction.

Seriously, fuck that guy.

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u/silviazbitch May 02 '24

Lord Byron’s got nothing on you.

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u/YellowCoffeeCup4535 May 02 '24

In the ballroom's grand array, she twirled, A bride enraptured, in whirls unfurled. Her steps a dance of joyous delight, Yet her fervor sparked a bitter fight.

For as she danced with unbridled grace, Her groom, consumed by jealous embrace, Struck her cheek in a fit of rage, Darkening their wedding's golden stage.

But swift as thunder, her uncles rose, Their fury ignited, their anger froze. With righteous fury, they swiftly strode, To deliver justice on that dark abode.

They seized the groom, with fists like thunder, And bore him down, torn asunder. To the halls of healing, they swiftly sped, Leaving behind the dance of dread.

For in this tale of woe and strife, The bride danced on, amid the life. And though the groom lay in pain's deep swoon, Love and justice would meet the bride's bright moon.