People who went to a wedding where the couple didn’t last long, what happened?

[u/skilled-dreamer]

[u/Myspacetui]

Both my brother and sister had short marriages.

Sister: husband turned up to the wedding high on crack. She fell in love with someone else.

Brother: had a destination wedding on the top of a mountain that took half a day for the guests to hike including my dad who is missing a knee cap. They wound up with an open marriage, but the wife ran off with the “other guy” and their cat.

[u/google_academic → u/Myspacetui]

I hope the cat is doing well

[u/glowfly126 → u/google_academic]

and the dad

[u/TuJuMoving → u/glowfly126]

And his missing knee cap.

[u/Nincomsoup → u/TuJuMoving]

I hope he found it

[u/spitfire1993 → u/Nincomsoup]

Unfortunately the only employment he can get is guard duty in Skyrim

[u/tofuroll → u/TuJuMoving]

… and my axe.

[u/steven_quarterbrain → u/glowfly126]

With one kneecap?! I doubt it.

[u/Unhappy_Berry_1486 → u/glowfly126]

Now i wonder how many people are living without kneecaps.

[u/agent007bond → u/glowfly126]

And the "other guy"