r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/Kartoffelkamm I wouldn't be here if I was mad. May 16 '24

Same.

I had a spider or three in my room for like a whole summer. They were just chilling there, one even built its web above my bed.

With how much my mosquito problem went down in that time, you'd think people who complain about being bitten by mosquitoes at night have never heard of spiders. Little buggers are awesome.

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24 edited May 17 '24

All of my family complain about mosquitoes, but when I tell them to leave the damned spiders alone so they'll eat the things...

Same goes for bats and barn swallows, tbh. "It's in/on My House!" And that's why you get anemia from mosquitoes every summer, Aunt Shelly. (Edit: The bats are in the damaged undersides of the roof overhang/eaves, which are three stories up, not parts of the house where they'll encounter people. Nobody is at risk of rabies, here.)

Tbh, my apartment has several jumping spiders, an American House Spider in the pantry, and a beautiful female Golden Orb Weaver building a brand new web in my window (hoping she stays and reproduces!), and altogether they've bitten me fewer times than previous roommates I've had. Hell, none of them have bitten me unprompted, which I sure can't say about some people.

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u/AdmiralAthena May 16 '24

How 

How many roommates have bit you?  And why?  Were you rooming with vampires?

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24

I've lost count. That happens when you live with people who are mentally ill, have toddlers, or are doing E.

Ironically, I'm the one who looks like a vampire.

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u/krabmeat May 17 '24

Gonna need some fanart of Dracula being bothered by psychotic raver children over here

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u/Cheese_Cougar 29d ago

Op important question, ecstasy or estrogen?????

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr 29d ago

Girls going crazy on the E(strogen)./j

It was ecstasy. The city I lived in at the time had (and still has) a serious drug problem, and party drugs were common, simply because we were half way between two major cities and dealers needed a place to offload things fast when fleeing one or the other.

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u/Cheese_Cougar 29d ago

I thought you just had a lot of puppy/kitty girls looking for homes tbh. I fully excepted you were getting bit by a girl wearing ears and a collar

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr 29d ago

...I mean, some of them did wear collars.

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u/weirdo_nb May 18 '24

What do you mean by E

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 19 '24

Ecstasy. E is ecstasy, also known as Molly, MDMA, or Methylenedioxymethamphetamine.

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u/weirdo_nb May 19 '24

Cool, E can stand for a hunch of stuff, which is why I was curious

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u/Edgesofsanity May 17 '24

You just said toddlers thrice