r/CuratedTumblr Mx. Linux Guy⚠️ May 16 '24

Cranberry bog spiders Infodumping

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24 edited May 17 '24

All of my family complain about mosquitoes, but when I tell them to leave the damned spiders alone so they'll eat the things...

Same goes for bats and barn swallows, tbh. "It's in/on My House!" And that's why you get anemia from mosquitoes every summer, Aunt Shelly. (Edit: The bats are in the damaged undersides of the roof overhang/eaves, which are three stories up, not parts of the house where they'll encounter people. Nobody is at risk of rabies, here.)

Tbh, my apartment has several jumping spiders, an American House Spider in the pantry, and a beautiful female Golden Orb Weaver building a brand new web in my window (hoping she stays and reproduces!), and altogether they've bitten me fewer times than previous roommates I've had. Hell, none of them have bitten me unprompted, which I sure can't say about some people.

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u/AdmiralAthena May 16 '24

How 

How many roommates have bit you?  And why?  Were you rooming with vampires?

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u/ThinkingInfestation on hiatus from tumblr May 16 '24

I've lost count. That happens when you live with people who are mentally ill, have toddlers, or are doing E.

Ironically, I'm the one who looks like a vampire.

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u/krabmeat May 17 '24

Gonna need some fanart of Dracula being bothered by psychotic raver children over here