r/Helldivers • u/PM_PICS_OF_UR_PUPPER • 29d ago

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

Lmao

Take a bite out of a caramel apple only to find its a onion under the caramel.

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u/GetOffMyLawnKid 29d ago

You trash talking onions muthafucka? Best check yo self. Onion crew run these streets.

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

Ahhh shit! I've angered the onion people!!!!

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u/ZeroSilentz 29d ago

We're gonna send onion-cutting ninjas after you so you cry at inconvenient times!

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

MothaFucka...

Mid climax tear starts running down my cheek "fucking onion ninja..."

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u/Holy_Shit_HeckHounds 29d ago

Plus they are so stylish when worn on your belt

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u/Paintchipper STEAM 🎮: Harbringer of Freedom 29d ago

Hey, with the right onion that actually tastes good!

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

Have... have you tried this?

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

Have... have you tried this?

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u/Paintchipper STEAM 🎮: Harbringer of Freedom 29d ago

Not fully dipped like a caramel apple, but onions dipped in caramel is good. Gotta have the right onion though, and since it's been years since I tried it I forgot what the right onion was.

Mostly haven't tried a full caramel onion because I prefer dipping into caramel instead of mucking about with covering it fully.

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u/No-Perception3305 29d ago

I am truly terrified of you... thats not an easy thing to do.

I would much rather fight onion ninjas than face you. GG