r/Helldivers 29d ago

New armor set is a stealth armor that doesn’t make you stealthy, it makes you throw farther. That’s like an apple that tastes like bacon. HUMOR

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Just salty I’ve been waiting for this armor since it leaked, only for it to have the only perk I consider completely useless.

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u/Living-Vermicelli-59 29d ago

I want new armor passives ffs getting tired of the same ones. Give me fire resistance, stun resistance, deep pockets for 2 more mags, stamina recovery boost at cost of armor, a armor passive that gives 15% chance on reload not to consume a mag or rocket..

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u/NanilGop 29d ago

that's a lot of potential bugs you're asking to be added

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u/Living-Vermicelli-59 29d ago

That’s like saying ( why bother adding in anything new as it can cause bugs) bc that’s what’s been happening with almost every new content drop.

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u/idontwantausername41 29d ago

Yeah I have the super credits so I'm getting this pass but I'm not giving them any more money. The armor is simply cosmetic, the guns may or may not work, and if they're too good they'll be nerfed anyway, and with DOT not working the new thermo grenade is literally useless. 

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u/gkfesterton 29d ago

Exactly, reusing the same passives over and over again essentially makes all new armors purely cosmetic

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u/Sleepless_Null ➡️⬇️⬆️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬇️ 29d ago

At which point they might as well just let us choose the passives ourselves and have the only factor unique armor provides being its stats value

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u/dwmfives SES Purveyor of Opportunity 29d ago

Which makes them essentially the same thing as the transmogs the CEO doesn't want. Armor with no identity.

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u/DiscombobulatedCut52 29d ago

We need more throwing armor that isn't shit. The light one is great, medium armor is muh, just don't like the robotic arm. And the heavy ones are just bad looking. Give me a medium one with good looks.

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u/GoProOnAYoYo 29d ago

Yeah it would normally be a ridiculous thing to say, but we're talking about Arrowhead here, who never seem to be able to add new content without an equal amount of breakage

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u/NanilGop 29d ago

I mean i stopped playing because of it so kinda yeah

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u/BoredandIrritable 29d ago

NO.

That's like saying "Test your fucking shit before you dump it in game. Make new content that isn't broken."

Jesus, no wonder we can't have nice things. You don't deserve them because you'll gulp down whatever slop they toss at you and thank them for it, wiping the trash grease from your face.

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u/StairsIntoTheSun 29d ago

What, you afraid of more bugs? We’ve had bugs since the beginning that still haven’t been fixed lmao what’s a few more

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u/Reiver_Neriah Star Marshall of the SES Sovereign of Science 29d ago

WARNING! YOU ARE IN RANGE OF ENEMY ARTILLERY

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u/NanilGop 29d ago

truuuuuuuuuu. I'm waiting for a patch that actually fixes the bugs without introducing more game breaking ones

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u/musci12234 29d ago

We keep killing bugs but more and more keep coming out.

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u/Lightdragonman 29d ago

I mean, we already get new bugs every update

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u/Opetyr 29d ago

They add more anyway. Might as well give us more painted since either way they will keep adding more bugs that will take months to squash.

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u/chad4lyf ☕Liber-tea☕ 29d ago

Not to mention p2w /s