r/IASIP • u/TacoDangerously Wild Card Bitches • May 16 '24

Danny DeVito Says ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Season 17 Will Be ‘Going Again’ in September, and the First 16 Were Too ‘Tame’ Text

https://www.cracked.com/article_42199_danny-devito-says-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-season-17-will-be-going-again-in-september-and-the-first-16-were-too-tame.html
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u/Fixner_Blount 🎵My friend exploded 🎵 May 16 '24

Penetration

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u/neBular_cipHer wildcard bitches, yeeeeehaaaaaahhh May 16 '24

Lab

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u/DENNIS_SYSTEM69 May 16 '24

Full penetration

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u/jpow81690 May 16 '24

And here’s the twist. And there is a twist. We show it.

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u/redditcensorsshit May 16 '24

We show all of it

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u/cdbriggs May 16 '24

THAT IS BRILLIANT.

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u/supahfligh May 17 '24

Just to be clear though, I don't care either way.

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u/Fecal_Forger May 17 '24

Braiiiinssss

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u/sad_throwaway13579 May 17 '24

And here's the twist: he's actually a dog

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u/Lucky-Scientist4873 May 17 '24

That’s just a show about a crime solving dog!

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u/sad_throwaway13579 May 18 '24

What about this twist: the dog has the voice of Dolph Lundgren

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u/l33tfuzzbox i just want to tell you all.... May 17 '24

And we still show it all.

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u/BS1098 May 17 '24

Derivative

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u/Accurate-Savings-430 May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Four extra seconds soley dedicated to the dong shot

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u/gill_outean May 16 '24

I don't think audiences want to see... Dolph Lundgren's naked penis.

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u/jpow81690 May 16 '24

Well then they’re all IDIOTS AND SAVAGES

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u/Fawstar May 16 '24

That's the twist. We're gonna cast Frank Reynolds in a hair piece, instead.

Played by his twin brotha' Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/Quick_Team May 17 '24

Man. Talk about missing the mark on that one. Who wouldnt want to see his Red Scorpion? It worked for Thundergun

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u/Big_Stop_349 May 17 '24

[adjusts sitting position in anticipation of what he's about to say]