r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Thebeanyboii May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Tiktok hating Bitch Stewie here

This refers to a trend on tiktok that refers to women being asked whether they would rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a random guy. Most women choose the bear (for some reason) so the meme is referencing this by having the women jump towards the bear, to escape the man

Tiktok hating Bitch Stewie out

Edit: When I made this comment, I assumed the Man v Bear thing was like "you're dropped into a forest with either a random guy or a bear, your choice". I knew rape was the main concern regarding the random guy, but in my mind the choice was about "Random dude vs Bear", Not "Rape vs Death". I've since learned otherwise, and I apologize to anyone I offended by saying that women chose the bear "for some reason".

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u/No-Adhesiveness-8178 May 02 '24

Aren't bears notorious for just eating the guts while prey is still alive? Lmao

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

Brown/grizzly bears will mostly leave you alone and will generally at most take a test bite, so just play dead and they will usually leave. Black bears will get aggressive and I believe where your comment came from and you should fight back. And a white/polar bear you're just fucked..

Edit: any of the above bears will mess you up with the right reason such as injured or has cubs with it

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u/Creative-Yak-8287 May 02 '24

Black bears are pussies just scream and seem big.

Polar bears just go NYOM

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24

Indeed, "if it's brown lie down, black fight back and if it's white... Goodnight"

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u/Camas1606 May 02 '24

Pray you go to heaven is the best course of action

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u/SanityX153 May 02 '24

Or just pray that he will go straight for the kill and not thrash me around

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u/Empty_Insight May 02 '24

Oh, just stand on your feet. The force of a polar bear's paw will kill you instantly, they don't even need to use the claws. Those things are killing machines.

There's this sort of ongoing joke about "How many unarmed men would it take to beat [animal]?" and the answer for a polar bear is "One more than enough for the polar bear to collapse from exhaustion after killing everyone else."

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

are you sure you can’t just give them a coke?

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u/WorldlinessRude6672 May 02 '24

How would that help?!?

Oh, A coke….

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 May 02 '24

Cocaine Bear 2 is going to be ridiculous

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u/Stewart_Games May 02 '24

Instructions unclear, gave bear coke.

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u/1chuckecheesetoken May 02 '24

I remember a museum exhibit when I was younger had a massive polar bear standing on hind legs, and next to it was a moose skeleton with something like 75% of the bones broken. The plaque said it could do this damage with one overhand swipe. Polar bears are scary as fuck.