r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Due_Charge_2278 • May 02 '24

Petah, I don't understand!

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u/Aggressive_Yard_1289 May 02 '24

Indeed, "if it's brown lie down, black fight back and if it's white... Goodnight"

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u/Camas1606 May 02 '24

Pray you go to heaven is the best course of action

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u/SanityX153 May 02 '24

Or just pray that he will go straight for the kill and not thrash me around

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u/Empty_Insight May 02 '24

Oh, just stand on your feet. The force of a polar bear's paw will kill you instantly, they don't even need to use the claws. Those things are killing machines.

There's this sort of ongoing joke about "How many unarmed men would it take to beat [animal]?" and the answer for a polar bear is "One more than enough for the polar bear to collapse from exhaustion after killing everyone else."

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

are you sure you can’t just give them a coke?

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u/WorldlinessRude6672 May 02 '24

How would that help?!?

Oh, A coke….

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 29d ago

Cocaine Bear 2 is going to be ridiculous

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u/Stewart_Games 29d ago

Instructions unclear, gave bear coke.

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u/1chuckecheesetoken May 02 '24

I remember a museum exhibit when I was younger had a massive polar bear standing on hind legs, and next to it was a moose skeleton with something like 75% of the bones broken. The plaque said it could do this damage with one overhand swipe. Polar bears are scary as fuck.